I propose a DU Sanitarium

[quip]

Anybody know of anyone who would benefit from such an institution? ;)

[ThomCat]

1. It would have to be a very large place

to handle everyone. :P

[quip]

3. The truth hurts.

I might have to build my room into a penthouse suite. :D

[ThatsMyBarack]

2. Start a chain of them!

;)

[quip]

4. You can manage the northern states ones

I'll handle the one in a Caribbean. B-) :bounce:

[harmonicon]

5. me (All Three)

This is assuming that the sanitarium would be just like my apartment, but with a little door where the kitchen radiator is that an attractive, though not tarted up, nurse would come through with a tray of coffee, so I wouldn't have to make my own.

[quip]

7. You will be wanting the Multipl Personality Suite, then. It comes with 2 choices of nurses:

Or this:



Caveat emptor, and we hope you enjoy your stay!

[SPKrazy]

11. numero uno por favor

:D

[quip]

12. Si, Senor!

And a very good choice, I might add! You won't be disappointed by Nurse Spongebath No Pants! :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

13. Helloooooooo Nurse!

The first nurse there needs to give me a physical.

[quip]

14. Careful what you wish for: the first part of the physical is the prostate check

Mooooon River!

[Dr. Strange]

15. Good point!

I shall indeed be careful what I ass for.
Hindsight being 20-20 and all...

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16. If you've got wrinkles, we also do buttocks treatments

[suninvited]

6. I will need rubber walls

[quip]

9. Very good choice, sir!

Our walls are padded up to 11 feet high and 1 foot thick, to accommodate even the most insane leapers. Clear foam windows are available at an extra cost. :hi:

[Rosemary2205]

8. We have one already

It's called GD-Primaries.

Holy cow that place has become batshit crazy!!

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10. Yes, that occupies our entire East Wing.

We simply lower food in from the ceiling and let them have at it!

[TZ]

17. Well thats easy....

Considering Orrex referred to me and my "dubious sanity" recently..
I tell you, I am not right in the head.....:crazy:

[quip]

18. We anticipated your attendance

And have taken the liberty to create a special hospital gown just for you, TS:

[TZ]

19. I just had to scroll up quickly....

I'm not in a cube but out in the open..but thats freakin hilarious. Stealing it when I get home...
:rofl: