Would someone please shake my hand?

[Writer]

Otherwise, I'll rat you out to the AP.

:evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

1. not the ap!

*offers my hand*

:P

[Writer]

2. Ah, good. I'll send them the pictures as proof of your hand-shakery.

:thumbsup:

[krispos42]

3. Dunno... has your hand been with you all day today?

Did you pack your own hand? Did anybody borrow your hand today?

[Writer]

5. My hand is properly tagged and hasn't been out of my sight all day.

Shake it - SHAKE IT!

[krispos42]

19. **shakes**

Pleezedtameecha!

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. The grocery chain back East?

:shrug:

[Writer]

6. I used to use the A&P as the enforcer, but they only sent me back canned goods.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. With or without the labels?

[Writer]

9. Only the ones that say LIBBY...

on the LABEL.

Then it was YUMMY.

On my TABLE.


But you still didn't shake my hand!

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. You didn't offer it

:shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

8. *turns and walks away*

[Writer]

10. *shoots a spit ball at the back of your head*

[MonkeyFunk]

12. *smacks you with the ring hand and steals your purse*

[Writer]

13. *sends Mr. Writer in front of the cameras to accuse you of typical 'Monkeyfunkish' thievery.*

[MonkeyFunk]

16. *reminds the press that Nipsey Russell used to shake hands*

[texanwitch]

11. I don't like to shake hands.

But I will shake yours.

[Writer]

14. Ah. Good handshakers are hard to find.

:thumbsup:

[Adsos Letter]

17. I would be most honored to shake your hand, Oh Writer...

...and i have been told that I have a firm, masculine grip which instills confidence... :D ...and loosens inhibitions... :D

[Writer]

18. ((tongue rolls out of her mouth))

[taterguy]

20. I really don't care what the Advanced Placement folks think of me

College was a long time ago

[Guava Jelly]

21. Hell NO!

Now beat it..:D :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

22. I'll shake your hand....

we can spit on our palms and make a pact.....


lost

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Oh, I guess.

:P