I wanna date an actor.

[MonkeyFunk]

Specifically, this one.




Now if I can just convince my boyfriend to go along with the plan....

[Bicoastal]

1. That is sooooooo straight.

:eyes:

[MonkeyFunk]

4. oh hush

ya big actress-humper

[fizzgig]

2. you wanna throw down over him?

eta: or at least share?

[MonkeyFunk]

3. Bring it on biatch

[fizzgig]

5. it's already been brought

[MonkeyFunk]

6. Yeah? Well he's looking at ME in this pic

[fizzgig]

7. i am the only one in his mind here

[terrya]

8. You've got good taste in boyfriends, that's for sure.

:thumbsup:

[PVnRT]

9. I wanna be sedated

/random

[FunkyLeprechaun]

10. Hey! I thought he was dating

Reese Witherspoon?

Nevertheless, he looks yummy!

[MonkeyFunk]

11. ooh... I hate her so much

even more than I hate Melanie Griffith for stealing Antonio from me.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

14. Mmm...

I thought Antonio was gorge in the Mambo Kings.

[MonkeyFunk]

17. He was Nestor

[FunkyLeprechaun]

30. I meant

Gorgeous... it's a British term here.... They just like to shorten everything... I'm still wrapping my head around "soz" (shorthand for "sorry"), Gal (on Eastenders, Short for Garry), Caz (short for Carol), and others.

Maybe I should get back to American English now that I'm watching the elections and coming here more often! :-) Soz to confuse you :-D

[MonkeyFunk]

32. LOL

I thought you misspelled "Jorge" :rofl:


Yes, he was gorgeous in everything he did. I love love love his Almodovar movies where he didn't mind taking his clothes off or playing gay.

[LynneSin]

20. You're not losing anything with Antonio

He use to be hot. But he jumped the shark after marrying Melanie Griffith and is starting to looked kinda haggard-looking like Melanie.

BTW, Melanie use to be beautiful when she was younger but she's another one that fucked around with her lips and now has those flacid fishlips

[MonkeyFunk]

34. Yeah

he's not holding up well. It's funny how a lot of Mediterranean men age poorly.

Ever been to Italy? Everybody under 25 is tall and gorgeous. Everybody over 50 looks like Danny Devito.

[xchrom]

12. would you all stop posting and talkin dirty about my husband.

he loves me very, very deeply -- that what he told me.

[Pacifist Patriot]

13. I want this one.

Now if I can just convince my husband to go along with the plan...

[sazemisery]

15. Sorry, Mrsazemisery said he was all mine!

[LynneSin]

16. Perhaps if you suggest to the boyfriend that you're willing to share

:shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

18. Alas

he likes a very different type. Lucky for me.

[LynneSin]

19. Then find out what type he likes and tell him he should date that guy

Why can't you both have a lil eye candy on the side as long as you both come to an agreeance!

[MonkeyFunk]

21. I know what type he likes -

MY type!

George Clooney is about the only man we've both ever agreed on.

[LynneSin]

22. Ok, if a big-budget Hollywood movie was made based on your life story...

...who would be cast to play you.

That could be his eye candy and then you can have yours!

[MonkeyFunk]

24. Meryl Streep

Yes, she's THAT good!

[LynneSin]

25. I honestly don't think your boyfriend wants Meryl Streep as his eye candy

I mean she's a damn attractive woman, I hope I look as good as her when I get to her age, but um you know she's a girl!

[MonkeyFunk]

31. He's bisexual

he might.

Oddly, he likes big hairy men and small asian women.

[LynneSin]

33. I give up - you are not allowed to have eye candy

Or perhaps you can give him either Lucy Liu or that guy from Roadhouse who was killed by a Polar Bear - he was big and Hairy

[MonkeyFunk]

35. He'd like Lucy Liu

Never saw Roadhouse.

[LynneSin]

36. YOU NEVER SAW ROADHOUSE

That's like the official bad movie of the DU Lounge

and your boyfriend will appreciate all the big hairy men in that movie. Unfortunately there are no small asian women

[MonkeyFunk]

37. Nope.

Never seen it. Never been to Mercer's website, either. I breastfed once, but that was a long time ago.

[Shell Beau]

23. Reese may have a problem with that!!

:P

[MonkeyFunk]

26. Feh

What's she gonna do? Drawl me into a bloody mess?

[Shell Beau]

28. Maybe she'll loan him out!

:P

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. Nice teeth.

Who is he?

[MonkeyFunk]

29. My secret boyfriend

Jake Gyllenhaal