My Daughter's Date was Cancelled...

[RetroLounge]

Apparently Joseph loves someone else now.

My daughter took it like a trooper, and falling in the footsteps of her mother, asked to go shopping for new earings.

Rejection == New jewelery...

:banghead:

RL

on edit: original thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7397428

[SPKrazy]

1. Wasn't this just last night?

he loves someone else now?

hey

SPK jr. is available :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

2. Well, SPK jr better be ready to buy her bling...

:rofl:

RL

[SPKrazy]

8. well he prolly would

rather give her a map :P

and look at it with her

or some cars

:rofl: (matchbox or hot wheels)

[quip]

3. That's what I call good news and bad news!

But at least you got the shotgun in optimum working order.... for the next Joseph. :hi:

[RetroLounge]

4. Cleaned, oiled, and loaded...

Salt pellets for now...

:hi:

RL

[quip]

7. Excellent. Here's to hoping that you don't ever have to upgrade to rubber bullets!

:-)

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. So rubbers ARE highly effective birth control

when fired by Dad...

[RetroLounge]

18. Oh.

:spank:

RL

[quip]

21. Did I say that?

:shrug: :rofl: :hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

17. double post

[lizziegrace]

5. YOU

are so dead...

:(





;)

[RetroLounge]

12. Quit enjoying this so much...

:hi:

RL

[LeftyMom]

6. LeftyKid likes older women. How's she feel about vegans?

He's supposed to be marrying BabySniffa, but the sniffas are taking their time conceiving his future spouse. :eyes:

[RetroLounge]

10. RetroGirl could be very happy eating nothing but noodles.

She's a noodle freak. Any kind, any sauce, any day.

Noodles. Noodles. Noodles.

Sheesh...

So LeftyKid should be fine.

:hi:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. How about Young Forradalom?

He's a quiet little guy. They could have a happy life watching Cartoon Network, reading Tintin, and drinking lemonade.

[RetroLounge]

20. Has this turned into a Pimp My Daughter thread?

:rofl:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Please.

It's a http://www.marryourdaughter.com/">marry my daughter thread.

[RetroLounge]

23. Okay, PLEASE tell me that's a parody...

Please!!!

:scared:

RL

[Ellen Forradalom]

24. Yes it is

Now unlock the basement door and come out.

[xchrom]

9. isn't that how EVERYONE gets over a heartache -- buys jewelery?

i know i do -- or new clothes or a new gadget or a bright and shiny new something.

sounds like you are raising her PERFECTLY -- and just think -- someday some unwitting suitor will be standing at the cash registor forking over goo-gobs of his hard earned money wondering if anyone got the number of the truck that ran him over.

[RetroLounge]

11. Yeah, that poor guy / girl will have that look...

That deer-in-the-headlights-emptying-wallet look.

And I *know* she doesn't get this high maintenance thing from little old me...

:rofl:

RL

[hisownpetard]

13. Joseph is just another fickle fly-by-night gigolo and she's well rid of him!

I hear he went out with that little girl down the street. "Lolita", I think?

[RetroLounge]

14. That lolita is a tramp...

so I've read...

RL

[ashling]

15. That little snot

see rule 6:

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

[NMDemDist2]

25. OMG that's tragic!

the rotter!

the cad!!!

the little brat!


:rofl: