The Mad Donk Will Answer Your Questions

[Donk Yore]

maybe.

Whatcha got cookin' in that brain of yore(n)

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Why oh why was "Across the Universe" excluded from the Oscar nominations?

Thank you in advance!

[Donk Yore]

2. because, some have no

winding roads to follow, they just get on the one after 909. Others just want to stand around and hold your hand while you know they know you know they'll just let you down.

edit: GREAT MOVIE

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Thank you Mad Donk!

Welcome to DU :toast:

[Redstone]

4. Will you, now.

Or maybe you won't.

Who, specifically, are you - and why, specifically, should we be interested in your answers to "are(n)" questions?

Just curious, since that "brain of yore(n)" (whatever the fuck THAT is supposed to mean) asked the question.

Redstone

[Donk Yore]

5. because

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you(rn) I find the things that you(rn) do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright...

Mad Donk believes you are not as mean as you sound when read aloud.

[Redstone]

6. Well, if Mad Donk wants to talk about himself in the third-person case,

who am I to argue?

Redstone

[Donk Yore]

7. and who am I to argue?

Who is anyone to argue? What are the reasons? Do they ever make sense in the light of day after some rest and contemplation?

Why the animosity? I don't get it.

[Inchworm]

8. Why oh why...

is geography set for such distance?

:shrug:

[Donk Yore]

9. a long time ago, people had eyeballs, and little else

Sometimes, they could see their wives and children running away from them, and could even sometimes hear their exclamations, but they could not see beyond the horizon. So.

They invented astigmatism.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. You haven't answered the one I asked you 36 minutes ago

:shrug:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7399948#7400070



See if YOU get a tip. :P

[Donk Yore]

11. Nope, but Kangaroos piss me off sometimes

not this time

http://www.kangaroos.com.au/

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. k, I saw 'donk' and thought maybe...

Well, apparently "donk" is now slang for a '70s Impala or Caprice on humongous rims, and not an "enforcer" in Australian Rules Football. :shrug:







I have a better word for that: HOW COULD ANYBODY FUCK UP A CAR SO BADLY?!? :grr:

[Donk Yore]

13. Hey! They're Donks!

Can't help themselves?!

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I just wish they'd make up their minds

Last I looked, they were runnin' 14-inch TruSpokes. :shrug:

[Donk Yore]

15. One must admit

bootiful is bootiful!

[Donk Yore]

16. Mad Donk is close to sleep, but

is willing to hear and respond to another question.