What is wrong with strip clubs?

[lightningandsnow]

Discuss.

[LeftyMom]

1. Oh geez, here it comes

:popcorn:

[Jamastiene]

2. Hey, scoot over,

and give me some of that :popcorn: :evilgrin:

[DS1]

3. 8 dollars for a Sam Adams

for starters

[Tektonik]

4. They serve bad food

[Generic Brad]

5. I don't know

I don't go to them. If someone else want to go to them, it is none of my business.

[jgraz]

6. Well, I find the no-touch rule kind of annoying

:evilgrin:

[Tektonik]

7. Bad boob jobs

the ones where I could headbutt a girl in the chest and miss both boobs. Armpit flotation devices. The Mariah Carey effect.

[Mojambo]

8. Very poor pleasure per dollar ratio. n/t

[opiate69]

9. Going to a strip club is like....

going to a strip club is like going to a 5 star restaurant, and having the waiter put a sumptuous dinner on the table in front of you, but not allowing you to eat it.

[petronius]

16. I think it's more like going to the Louvre, and enjoying a vast amount of fine art

from a safe distance of >6 inches...

;)

[Redstone]

10. Nothing, if you like them. I'd just as soon not go to one, but if someone else

wants to, fine with me.

Redstone

[flvegan]

11. Define "wrong"?

[HughBeaumont]

12. The imaginary neon PERVERT signs above all of our heads when we're in them.

Kind of like that Arbys commercial.

[WCGreen]

13. Since I quit drinking...

The magic is gone....

[Roon]

14. When I was still in the closet...

my straight friends all wanted to go to the strip club. I had to go too.

Anyway, one of the girls was waving her junk in my face and I started laughing. She was really offended, but I couldn't help it.

[Bicoastal]

15. The certain knowledge that most of the other guys in the place...

...are currently sharing your erection.

:shudder:

[krispos42]

17. Enough black light to show, not enough to kill

If I had to guess, of course.

O8)

[reformedrepub]

18. They get upset

when I jump on stage....

[Inchworm]

19. uh? I've yet to eat popcorn in one. Why do you hate slippery nekkid womminz?

:shrug:

[Mythsaje]

20. What ISN'T wrong with strip clubs?

Paying women to pretend you're important to them has got to be the most pathetic thing a guy could do. I personally think they exploit both men and women--women for their looks, men for their money. It cheapens even the most shallow expression of the relationship between men and women--physical attraction.

[The Animator]

21. I love strip clubs!

And girls with big boobies! Judge me all you like....

I fear nothing.