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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 03:59 PM
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Academic and sex joke at the same time.
A dear friend of mine is a History Professor. He told me that he will, now and forever, refer to my power-chair as...

The Endowed Chair!
:blush:

:rofl:
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 04:00 PM
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1. BWAHAHAHAH

:spray:


That's so bad that it's just wonderful. :P
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 04:06 PM
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2. When are you getting it?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:32 AM
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13. I paid for it yesterday. The attachments are getting installed
this week. I should have it by the end of the week. :)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 05:23 PM
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17. OOOH, it has ATTACHMENTS?
:evilgrin:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 05:26 PM
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18. That's one of the reasons the professor calls it
the Endowed Chair. :P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 04:08 PM
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3. When are you getting it on?
Is it kosher to copycat replies? :P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:36 AM
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14. I don't know. When are you coming to visit?
:P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 05:22 PM
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16. Man, everybody wants me to come visit... :P
If I ever get around to visiting everyone my ass is gonna be so sore...

y'know, from sitting in the car so long. O8)
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 04:12 PM
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4. !!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

That's awesome. I love a good double entendre.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 05:47 PM
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5. Hahahahaha
That's awesome! :D :rofl:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 06:43 PM
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6. Oh man --- I think we have a winner in the chair naming contest.
:rofl:
Your friend is clever.
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 06:45 PM
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7. I'm stealing that
My husband has a scooter. I'm getting a bumper sticker made. (No he's not an acedemic, but that is hilarious)
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:28 PM
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19. I hope he gets as much of a laugh out of it as I did.
:)
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SocratesInSpirit Donating Member (540 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-26-08 11:40 PM
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8. LOL!
:rofl:

I work in the advancement (i.e., fundraising) office of a university, and will never be able to look at an endowed chair pledge agreement without cracking up now!

:toast:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:06 AM
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9. Hehe...
:rofl:

That's PERFECT!

:)
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:22 AM
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10. I'd ask you how it's hanging if it were not for one thing
I already know the answer.
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:12 AM
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11. I would have suggested...
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 03:13 AM by Infomaniac
The Well Endowed Chair. Not that I would know in the biblical sense, but I have gone shoe shopping with you. You have some big feet!

:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:16 AM
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12. Heh...
:thumbsup:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:38 AM
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15. Wooot!
Woof woof woof!

:toast:
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