So from your own experience with both, how is sex like eating a baked potato.
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So from your own experience with both, how is sex like eating a baked potato.
I will start. A condiment always makes it better.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:24 AM
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1. You have to heat it up for a long time before it gets good. n/t
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:25 AM
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2. Neither are good when they are all dried up!
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:31 AM
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3. Make sure you jab it with a fork before you start cooking it. - Oh, guess that doesn't work so well.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:34 AM
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4. You always end up with a face full of chives and bacon
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:35 AM
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5. you would always ask "do you know the difference between sex and a baked potato?"
and if the reponse is "no" you can say... "well, then, would you like to have dinner some time?"
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:36 AM
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:35 AM
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6. although I've had less than satisfactory potatoes, they're never really that bad
:D Plus both are good when fried or baked.
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:37 AM
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8. They can be hot or warm
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Fri Jan-25-08 11:38 AM
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9. They both go with anything
And are good at any time of the day or night. :hi:
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Fri Jan-25-08 01:07 PM
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10. It goes great with a broiled steak and broccoli with cheese sauce
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:46 PM
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11. Sex is like a baked potato b/c it can be great...
but when it isn't great it is still pretty damn good.
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:48 PM
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12. If you wait until the eyes sprout, man, let it go. n/t
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:53 PM
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13. It's best when sour cream is involved
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Fri Jan-25-08 02:58 PM
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14. You split a baked potato down the middle
and put in a pat of butter or sour cream..... lost
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:14 PM
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15. In both cases, one should first remove the aluminum foil
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:woohoo: Uhm, well if I add sour cream and butter then don't use a fork to eat it, I guess that could count as somewhat like it. :P
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:37 PM
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19. they both are better with butter!!
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Fri Jan-25-08 04:40 PM
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20. If you chop them up and drop them in a vat of hot grease, they become French
Maybe I'm not getting the point of this metaphor
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21. You have to stab it with a knife before you stick it in the oven!
Oh, you're a naughty little potato, aren't you?
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