Lounge Superlatives

[SallyMander]

***High School Flashback!!!***


Remember these?


So what do you think? Who is most likely to succeed...? Best smile...? Most likely to hit a 7-digit post count...? :rofl:


I nominate:

lizziegrace for "most likely to find another DUer's sock in her laundry."

Sugar Smack for "most likely to use the word hooraw."

sniffa for "most likely to be on the Lee Mercer website."


Others? :D

[Dr. Strange]

1. I gots some...

racaulk: most likely to start a sex thread that does NOT get noticed by the mods

Parche: most likely to be found in a sack in Delaware with a note that says, "I told you to STFU about our tolls--LOL."

temeah: most likely to build The Nipple Hall of Fame (with me voted as most likely to be the first visitor)

Orrex: most likely to rid the world of the horror that is Rick Astley

LynneSin: most likely to beat the crap out of Parche and leave him in a sack with a note that says, "I told you to STFU about our tolls--LOL."

[SallyMander]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAH

:spray:


:yourock:


Are you going to be in a sack too when LynneSin sees this? :P

[TZ]

5. You forgot one...

madimaryland: village idiot most likely to annoy the crap out of LynneSin for his 24-7 obsession with Delaware Tolls..or most likely poster to annoy the rest of the lounge with his endless Tony Romo threads.....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

6. Oh, I've forgotten more than one...

I shall probably have to return for a follow-up.

[madinmaryland]

8. ..

madinmaryland is giving the turtlensue her daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" turtlensue exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Her staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as turtlensue sits, head in hands.

Finally, turtlensue looks up and exclaims, "I think I am a Cowboys fan!!1!!"

:hi:

[TZ]

10. BWAHAHA!

Thats awesome dude! I am now officially a lounger...Hey Orrex...You can't top that one either!

[quip]

33. Nipple Hall of Fame?

I know-- I'll just rent out an abandoned warehouse, open it to the public, keep the temperature set at 80ºF the entry way hall, offer free coat-checking services, and then keep the temperature REALLY low everywhere else! :evilgrin:

That's the ticket!

[SallyMander]

34. ...

:spank:


I have a feeling it would be really popular though... :think:

[Ava]

3. ooh i have one

GrovelBot for "most likely to live forever" :rofl:

[SallyMander]

4. Hehee -- love it!

Also, "most likely to steal your paycheck." :D

[unpossibles]

7. I vote me

for most likely to post threads which sink like a stone.

[SallyMander]

11. Awww

Then i will be most likely to randomly kick them if i see them. :D

[unpossibles]

12. aw, it's ok - most of my posts probably deserve it

especially the 99 percentile which fall under "smartass kneejerk response"

[SallyMander]

13. You're referring to 99% of *all of DU*, right?

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

29. good point.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

9. High school flashbacks usually make me throw up.

[SallyMander]

17. Close your eyes and put your head down

The nausea and dizziness should pass soon... ;)

[Dr. Strange]

23. EstimatedProphet: most likely to throw up from high school flashbacks.

And also most likely to fully grok the writings of Philip K. Dick.

[EstimatedProphet]

24. Didn't work.

[youthere]

14. Most likely to post a perverted comment about Teen Midlo: Matcom

Most likely to be found crushed under a ton of empty wine boxes: Midldemocrat.

[SallyMander]

19. LOL

Gotta dispose of those wine boxes carefully... :rofl:

[Hatchling]

15. SallyMander:

Most likely to be welcoming to newbies. :hi:

[SallyMander]

18. Awww -- but i think Cal Peggy has me beat there!

I think i've accidentally welcomed a few trolls -- apparently i need to work on my cynicism! :rofl:


:hi:

[billyskank]

16. DUer most likely to run out of bread. You all know who.

DUer most likely to post a thread about me running out of bread: youthere.

[SallyMander]

20. billyskank -- most likely to post a "Goodnight, Lounge" thread at 8pm

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

21. 8pm's a perfectly reasonable time to go to bed.

In fact I'm going right now. :hi:

[SallyMander]

25. LOL -- sweet dreams!

I feel like i could go to bed now, and it's only 5:30 here! Long day. :crazy:


:hug:


Edit - typo

[texas1928]

22. When I first read this thread, I thought it said.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7390512

[Dr. Strange]

26. texas1928: most likely to misread thread titles

When life hands you lemons, make superlaxatives!

[texas1928]

28. You anin't just blowing in an elephant's nose.

[SallyMander]

27. Ewwww

:rofl:

[quip]

30. DuStrange-- Most likely to end being a chapeau salesman

Actually, in high school, I was voted "Most Creative" (as you all must already know!) :hi:

[TZ]

31. Really...

I could have sworn that would have been most horn--er obsessed...:hide:

[quip]

32. You better hide!

Actually, Pevery Futtap won "Most Horn--er Obsessed" I was a distant turd.

[Dr. Strange]

35. Some mathematics:

temeah =

+


Check out what this guy has on his knee:

[otherlander]

36. Leg nipple?

>_< Wtf?

[Dr. Strange]

37. Yep.

So of course, it has to be pierced.

WTF indeed.

[Dr. Strange]

38. I gots more...

Southpawkicker: most likely to be a left-footed emperor

GoPsUx: most likely to get Christopher Walken elected president

lost-in-nj: most likely to become a terrifying terrorist

Tyler Durden: most likely to call his congressman right now!!!

Jeb Bush: most likely to be all in Lee Mercer, Jr's house with disease

[SallyMander]

39. You're good at these!

:rofl:

Maybe you should hire out your services to HS yearbook committees??? :D

[Dr. Strange]

40. Oh I don't think so.

DuStrange: least likely to hire his services out to a HS yearbook committee.

My power only works in the Lounge.

[lizziegrace]

41. Just a sock?

I'd rather find the entire DUer... Just sayin...

:evilgrin:

"Cowboys are my weakness..."

[hisownpetard]

42. Do you prefer your cowboys in flannel or flannel?

[lizziegrace]

43. Flannel

temporarily...

:evilgrin:

[hisownpetard]

44. Gotcha.

:spank:

[lizziegrace]

47. I'm not bad...

just honest. :shrug:

[SallyMander]

45. *giggle*

You are BAD! :evilgrin:


How are ya, darlin? :hug:

[lizziegrace]

46. I'm peachy!

And yes, I try to be bad but have very few opportunities. :-(

Lelapin had an interview today and looked at a place to rent near campus. I'm not quite ready for a totally empty nest. Sigh...

How've you been??

[SallyMander]

48. She'll still be close!

Hope the apartment works out for her. :)

I've been good... a bit of a basketcase about my interview next Friday, but i'm trying not to get too stressed out. Planning a low-key weekend of catching up on stuff i've been neglecting! :D

[Sugar Smack]

49. SallyMander for her uncensored cheer.

:P Who loves ya, baby? Just about everyone.:loveya: I know I do.