A public warning anouncement to all the residents of the State of Virginia for tonight!

[sasquatch]

This is the day of the week that all Virginian residents need to take extra precaution when being out in public from the hours of 8pm to Midnight. This is a Midlo's tuesday night Bunko warning. The boxed wine will flow like a river and the winner of her brood will thenlead their post-bunko nightly patrol the streets at night to attack random poor people. Hide away anybody that makes less than $45 grand a year and lock up your house pets. If an angry and wine soaked beligerant Midlo shows up on your property try not to confront her directly and hide all of your cheap wine to not provoke her any further. She will be armed with her taser amd is an accurate shot with an empty wine box. Thank you and stay safe.











:D

[Cabcere]

1. *runs to get pizza, then holes up in dorm*

:P :hi: Have fun tonight, Midlo et al.

[sasquatch]

6. The good thing is that Countdown w/Keith Olbermann starts at the same time

:hi:

[Cabcere]

10. Haha, good point

Too bad I don't have a TV here... :cry:

On a related note, I did see that the school bookstore has KO's new book out. :D Oooh, shiny! :P

[flvegan]

2. You're so dead.

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

7. One these days she's going to get us

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

3. Why ya gotta pick on poor Midlo?

*snicker*

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

9. Why not?

:hide:
































:rofl:

[Ekirh]

4. Is Midlo every sighted in Petersburg?

Cause if not.. we should be safe..

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Yes, but only on my way to the Civil War Museum.

[Ekirh]

14. Well as a precaution ..

I'll make sure the Commie Dog is on full alert. :P

[sasquatch]

16. Still obsessed with General E. Lee huh?

:D

[matcom]

19. no, she is obsessed with THE General Lee

:eyes:

[sasquatch]

22. Well what carpetbagger isn't?

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

23. That looks nothing like my minivan. I bet it doesn't even have Satellite Radio.

:eyes:

[matcom]

25. and only ONE DVD player!

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

28. I KNOW!!! Teh horror!~!!!!! I may have to trade it in.

[LeftyMom]

5. We're all dead to her again, aren't we?

[sasquatch]

8. 'Fraid so

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

11. And all the time I thought I was safe in Newport News

It's time for me to go back to Michigan

[Fire Walk With Me]

40. No way. In the latest Red State Update, they're talking about outsourcing all of Michigan to India.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Pay attention, dumbass. I had bunko LAST WEEK.

I won, too. :woohoo:

[sasquatch]

15. What type of poor person did you victimize afterwards?

I'm going with homeless alcoholic so you could steal his "spacebag".
:P




I'm glad you won though.
:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Yeah, all of $10

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

26. Big winner!

:D

[matcom]

17. I LOVE Bunko Tuesdays!

:bounce:

on Bunko Tuesday, TM comes over to MY house (it pains her to see her mother drunk and peeing all over herself when she passes out) and we always do the same thing!

Nice bottles of Bartles & James (15-20 - assorted flavors).

Good movie (last week it was Porkey's)

Can of whipped cream (so we can do whippits during the movie).

Light petting.

I console her and let her know that her mother loves her for cleaning up her mother's vomit on Wednesdays.

She loves me for being so caring and kind.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. You are fucking dead meat.

[matcom]

21. now now

you won't be so angry after the Gin wears off!

[Mrs.Matcom]

27. pssst....

I just informed matcom that you will kill him one of these days. His reply, "Nah, she's old!" Let me know if you want me to hold him down whilst you kick him repeatedly! :loveya:

[matcom]

29. you better hold me down

at HER age she sure as hell can't CATCH me!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

30. I'm not that old.

And, I have a very large teenage son who will do anything for a trip to GameStop.

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Mrs.Matcom]

31. Send BoyMidlo on up!

After he 'takes care' of business, I'll cook him his favorite meal and take him to game stop myself!! :rofl:

:loveya:




















(runs to check that insurance policy is up to date)

[matcom]

33. PERVERT!

BM is a TEENAGER!!

YOU can't rob the cradle like that!

hey, look! I said "BM"

:bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

34. You are a sad, scary little man.

[matcom]

35. i'm not THAT sad

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

36. Hey look...

I already robbed the cradle when I married your cute butt! Remember, I'm the old lady for real in this relationship! :D

[sasquatch]

37. Well somebody has to babysit matcom and sure as hell isn't going to be me!

[Mrs.Matcom]

38. His parents pay me monthly

to keep him out of their house! BWHAHaha!

[matcom]

39. whore

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

42. 'Scuze me???

What did you change in your post??? :grr:
And that is 'Dirty Pirate Whore' to you mister!!

[matcom]

44. i misspelled :rofl:

:rolf: doesn't work too well

[Mrs.Matcom]

45. That's It!

I'm get you "Smilies for dummies" for you birthday!

[sasquatch]

32. He isn't that big

You told me so yourself.
:D

[sasquatch]

24. LOL!!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

41. Haruka's drinking Barefoot Chardonnay

We live in NJ, but do you think we'll be safe? What if they run out, and decide to rampage north?

[sasquatch]

48. You should be fine

She usually tuckers out by the time she hits the Deleware polls.
:D

[Flaxbee]

43. uh oh! Was just planning on moving back to Virginia in a few months ...

should I change my plans? This sounds scary! :scared:

[Burma Jones]

46. The maryland National Guard have been posted at all Potomac Crossings

My house is equipped with Air Bags though.

[matcom]

47. that's good. the Redskins aren't in the Super Bowl and need something to do

[sasquatch]

49. Who recommended this thread!?

:rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

50. thanks for the warning

and as any true Virginian will tell you, we ae a Commonwealth, not a state!:hi:

[sasquatch]

52. BFD, you are whatever I say you are

:hi:
Any further complaining will force me to have you trade your really cool flag with that of Maryland dogass ugly flag.

[Lance_Boyle]

51. Take extra-special precautions in the Blacksburg area...

it will be overrun by Devils tonight. :D