CNN BREAKING: Oscar Mayer declared weiner in South Carolina

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Haole Girl]

1. Was your thread moved here..

..from LBN?

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. I almost wanted to try it out there first...

:evilgrin:

[Radio_Lady]

Yummy! I needed to catchup on CNN news!

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. This is the sort of thing I relish.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Oh no you don't!

:spank:

[CreekDog]

9. Frankly, I find your pun disturbing

:spank:

[Radio_Lady]

10. Frankly, I find your bun disturbing...

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

14. Doggone it!

:spank:

[BlueJazz]

5. I wonder if CNN is being entirely Frank with this News.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. Here they come...I was prepared for this.

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

7. Hotdog Joke....

So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says: "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master. And the hot dog vendor responds: "Change must come from within."

[Radio_Lady]

15. Funny joke! I know some political candidates who could use that one!

"Change must come from within."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

19. I've heard part one of that joke, but not part two...

...and it works a lot better as a two-parter...

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

8. Hot Dog! We have a weiner!

:rofl:

shamelessly plagiarized. hahaha

[chknltl]

11. To be perfectly frank...I'm into buns

:popcorn:

[Radio_Lady]

13. chknltl... frankly I understand your position.

:popcorn:

but while you are into buns, where do you put your kernels...

[chknltl]

17. As far away from chicken distribution as possible of course!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Heidi]

12. The weiner-mobile weirds me out. The weiner-mobile passed me once in Wichita

on the main highway through town. Talk about trippy. :scared:

[CreekDog]

16. THIS is more disturbing than anything in this thread thus far

[XemaSab]

18. I have thrown veggie turkey slices at the wienermobile.

In Palm Springs.

Out of the window of a moving vehicle.

While sober. :P

[hisownpetard]

20. Frankly, Oscar, I don't give a bun.

I got nothin'.

[redwitch]

21. Everybody's a weiner at Pedro's.

:-)

[CreekDog]

22. I like big buns and I cannot lie...

:wow:

[Radio_Lady]

23. Do you know these two weiners? (PHOTOS)

Jessica Weiner
www.jessicaweiner.com


Jennifer Weiner
www.jenniferweiner.com/about1.htm

[hisownpetard]

24. That weinermobile's sure got a lot of junk in that trunk.

[Radio_Lady]

25. Approved verbal warning if you see this coming up behind...

Weenies In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear