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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 07:30 PM
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why do you want to legislate against my rubber testicles?
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don't I have a RIGHT to DECIDE what to do with my rubber testicles?

how can you leglisate against a man's rubber testicles?

do you OWN my rubber testicles?

SHOULD YOU?

if you don't have rubber testicles of your own what the hell gives you the right to tell me what to do with MY rubber testicles?

:cry:
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 07:31 PM
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1. Did you ever notice how bumper balls are usually blue?
I'm just sayin'
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 07:40 PM
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2. Rubber testicles belong in the home. nt
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 08:24 PM
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3. Legislation against rubber testicles is just the beginning.
Ultimately all of the cow's naughty bits will have to be covered with a waterproof, high visibility cow jacket, complete with reflective tape and flashing head light. The days of being offended by a cow's junk are numbered.

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:06 AM
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7. I say it's a good start
flame away :rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-19-08 08:28 PM
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4. It's all about the
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 04:53 AM
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5. Well what do you expect, it's VIRGINIA!!
Edited on Sun Jan-20-08 04:53 AM by sasquatch
Midlo gets physicly ill every time she sees one of those things and she's not suposed to get sick until AFTER Bunko night win she does the Boxed wine chug-a-lug.
:D
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 05:06 AM
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6. I'll castrate your truck, I swear I'll do it
:grr:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 10:59 AM
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8. I'm tired of breathing second-hand vapors from your rubber testicles
You don't have the right to damage my lungs or my eudaemonia that way.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:01 AM
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9. if you outlaw rubber testicles only outlaws will have rubber testicles
There is no arguing with that fact

Ge ahead and try. I'll whapp you in the head with my rubber testicles.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:03 AM
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10. Freak.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:23 AM
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12. you can't be anti-testicle AND a Libural
half-wit
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 02:05 AM
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13. But she's pro-boxed wine
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:05 AM
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11. Your balls belong to The Man. Don't you forget it.
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