Yet another universal truth revealed.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Oooohhh, am I gonna get into trouble for this one.... :cry:

[begin_within]

1. Fine, except

the man comes back with the wrong size, wrong color, wrong brand, he lost the receipt and they make her butt look big.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Prisoner_Number_Six !

You said it: Oooohhh, am I gonna get into trouble for this one...

The red line doesn't even make sense!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[CreekDog]

8. You're right, women don't bother with Brookstone

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. I don't think so, my dear CreekDog!

I happen to LOVE going in Brookstone!

:bounce: :bounce:

[CreekDog]

11. Well you are more specialer than most

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Aw, thanks, sweetie...

:hug:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. I understand all of that except ...

"Male goes to Gap"

What's that?

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

10. I was gonna say, how ___

metro :rofl:

[madeline_con]

4. I thought the Gap was off limits ...

The $1.1 billion in profits that Gap earned last year were made from sweatshop labor in 50 countries around the world."

http://www.socialfunds.com/news/article.cgi/402.html

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. LOL! Only because this female would never go to a mall unless...

kidnapped and forced into one yet her husband could live there all weekend if she'd let him. Your diagram is my definition of personal hell. *grin*

[underpants]

6. 13 years

kept the streak alive this year

13 years of going into the Gap and "dropping the bomb" (farting) at Christmas time which is mostly the only time I go by the mall

NOTE- Chick fil=a has a prominent role here I think it is the pickle.

[CreekDog]

7. If you're buying at the Gap, that blue line gonna look a lot like the red one

:spank:

[baldguy]

13. What are those two stores next to Macy's the female avoids?

Electronics Boutique?
Sharper Image?
Spencer's?