It's the Big Lebowski/Election 2008 thread!!

[Bicoastal]

The game is to combine a quote from the Big Lebowski with a candidate from the 2008 election. Get creative!

I'll start the ball rolling:

"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it's an ethos."--Ron Paul

[Lautremont]

1. "It's a natural, zesty enterprise." -- Rudy Giuliani

[Bicoastal]

2. "Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!

--Barack Obama. (Without the profanity and gun waving, of course :))

[Lautremont]

3. "I spent most of my time occupying various, um,

administration buildings, smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC, and bowling." -- Dennis Kucinich

[Lautremont]

4. "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars." - Giuliani

[Lethe]

7. "I'm gonna go find a cash machine" - Romney

:D

[opiate69]

5. "You said it.... NOBODY fucks with the Jesus!" - Fuckabee.

[Bicoastal]

6. LOL!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

8. The dude abides - Edwards

He is just waiting :)

:hi:

[Lethe]

9. "Mind if I do a J?" - Kucinich and Ron Paul

[opiate69]

10. "Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here." Fred.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" - Hillary Clinton.

[Swede]

12. "I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug." Fred Thompson.

[Initech]

13. "I dont need your sympathy man, I need my fucking johnson." - Guiliani