OFFICIAL Jenna Bush & Former Karl Rove Aide Henry Hager Wedding Registry. List YOUR gifts HERE.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Because holy crap, we DON'T want to send duplicates.

:evilgrin:

Jenna Bush to marry at her family's Texas ranch on May 10: report



http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Jenna_Bush_to_marry_at_her_family_s_01172008.html

US President George W. Bush's daughter Jenna plans to tie the knot with fiance Henry Hager at the family's ranch in Crawford, Texas on May 10, People magazine reported Thursday.

First Lady Laura Bush had announced her daughter's engagement in August, but plans for the wedding -- including whether it would take place at the White House -- have been kept strictly under wraps.

"It's going to be a small wedding," an unidentified source told People, according to the magazine's website.

Hager, 29, hails from Richmond, Virginia and is in his final year at the University of Virginia's Darden School of Business.

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. A little light reading

like "The Intelligent Woman's Guide to Socialism and Capitalism" by George Bernard Shaw.
http://www.amazon.com/Intelligent-Socialism-Capitalism-Science-Classics/dp/0887380050

[LynneSin]

2. A lifetime supply of condoms

Please use them - we don't want anymore Bush's populating the earth

Rumor has it, we might be a bit too late for that! Which is why the wedding & Jenna have been kept 'underwraps'

[I Have A Dream]

16. I think that this is the best response possible.

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

22. Actually condoms break - how about tubes tied

:D

[BlueIris]

30. I'd chip in for his vasectomy for sure!

[madinmaryland]

3. Enlistment forms.

[cloudbase]

4. Something in rubber goods

from "Doc" Johnson.

[Dr. Strange]

5. The Hillary Nut-Crackers.

It's more than just a Christmas gift.

:shrug:

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

6. Every form of birth control available!

We do NOT want these people reproducing!

[LibDemAlways]

7. A year's supply of cigarettes and booze.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Do-it-yourself tubal ligation kit.

For the sake of mankind.

[WinkyDink]

9. An Iraqi orphan.

[zanne]

21. Yours is my favorite! nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

34. Wow, would that be paying a Karmic debt or what?

The sad thing is that the thought would probably never cross either of their minds.

[BlueIris]

10. "Raise Your Child's Self-Esteem! 99 Easy Things to Do," by Nancy Krulik.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9780439192798&tabname=custreview

[terrya]

11. A lifetime supply of birth control pills.

Between the condoms and the birth control pills, this should be enough to make sure they're childless.

[zabet]

12. This is the only gift they need.....

[Blue_Tires]

17. I prefer the Soylent Green-style

and I'd chip in two free tickets...they even get to see a soothing movie during the "transition"

[Jimbo S]

13. "How To Make Your Own Sex Tape" kit

and post it on the internets.

[alfredo]

14. Something useful

[BlueIris]

15. "Healing the Scars of Emotional Abuse," by Dr. Gregory L. Jantz.

http://www.amazon.com/Healing-Scars-Emotional-Abuse-Gregory/dp/0800758714

[BlueIris]

18. "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Diagnosis, Epidemiology, Prevention and Treatment," by Kathleen Stratton.

http://www.nap.edu/catalog.php?record_id=4991

[mitchum]

27. What? And break a family tradition?

[BlueIris]

19. "Psychopathology, Sociopathy, and Crime," by David T. Lykken.

http://www.eric.ed.gov:80/ERICWebPortal/custom/portlets/recordDetails/detailmini.jsp?_nfpb=true&_&ERICExtSearch_SearchValue_0=EJ540368&ERICExtSearch_SearchType_0=no&accno=EJ540368

[BlueIris]

20. "Raising Financially Fit Kids," by Joline Godfrey.

http://www.tenspeed.com/store/index.php?main_page=pubs_product_book_jph1_info&products_id=1613

[no name no slogan]

23. So, does that mean the other one's still available?

:hide:

[Taverner]

24. All I'm sending is a key to my room to Jenna, and an open bar tab downstairs to Hager

[LiberalHeart]

25. Look at that photo: they're brother and sister.

Their features are so alike, I think we should give them a family tree tracing software package so they can discover where their genes crossed.

[AnneD]

42. Again....

the gene pool was to shallow to prevent recessive trait from becoming prominent.

[mitchum]

26. His and her orange jumpsuits

[CBHagman]

28. Permanent seats at the codependency support group.

That and some sort of intervention. People from dysfunctional families can go on to live healthy lives...

[mitchum]

29. A DVD of the romantic comedy "Moonfaces In Love"

[laconicsax]

31. A zombie

Edit: forget the other stuff, they'd probably be too busy with the zombie.

[Orsino]

32. Their share of the national debt...

...plus, they will be visited on their wedding night by at least 4,000 spirits.

[PVnRT]

33. A gigantic rainbow dildo

[Tikki]

35. One of those satin sleep masks with a.....

picture of Ethan Hawke pasted on the inside....so she'll have a reason
to sleep in on the mornings her husband actually gets up and goes to
some kind of job...tee-hee.


Tikki

[MissMillie]

36. I think our present is going to be late

We're thinking of voting in a decent president for them as they start out their lives together....

[Mendocino]

37. A waterboard

[BlueIris]

38. For the groom: "You Know You Have In-Laws from Hell When..." by Rebecca Alfieri, et al.

http://www.amazon.com/Know-Have-Laws-Hell-When/dp/096578780X

[CreekDog]

39. Two one way tickets to Uruguay

:applause:

[Javaman]

40. A full frontal lobotomy for the whole nation...

why? you ask?

because after this freak gets married or even during the "pre-game" show, it will be non-stop bullshit from coast to coast on all the major networks 24/7 spewing on and on about; her dress, her brides maids, what the menu will be, who provided her flowers, interview after interview after nauseating interview, they will be referred to as the "happy couple" time and time again, there will be endless spin offs at the repuke wedding dress stores for all the little stepford wives to be to have a copy of her dress, and the revolting list goes on and on, till anyone left with any glimmer of sanity will finally break and go running screaming off into the night.

So fuck it, give me a full frontal lobotomy and spare me the coming tsunami of gloating over this assfaced skank. Yeah, I said, assfaced skank. I live in austin and I can tell you of the stories that have been going around about this spoiled brat forever.

the day she gets married the only ones crying will be the coke dealers in east austin from the sudden lack of business.

[Lisa]

41. scruples!

You know, the things her dad never had.

[BreweryYardRat]

43. One flaming bag of dog crap.

Says it all, really.

[unpossibles]

44. dang it, now I need to come up with something else.

then again, my gift was going to be more 'personal' so to speak....

[YDogg]

45. a $600 vag couch?

[hisownpetard]

46. A DVD of the great old movie, "Lies My Father Told Me,"

and a lifetime pass to Al-Anon.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. A 12-step program to help them overcome their addiction to

selfishness.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

48. A pet goat