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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 04:53 AM
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You have three hours to amuse me
After that I'm going out of town on a business trip for a few days

Give it your best shot

RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:07 AM
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1. A saying for today!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:09 AM
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2. Nice piece
Thanks!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:43 AM
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3. yep, me in the morning...
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:43 AM
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4. all 3?
National and International?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:48 AM
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5. I have no idea what you're trying to say
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:48 AM
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6. I don't take orders! Let me get back to my job!!
OK Who ordered the Eggplant Parmesan???
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 05:52 AM
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7. Fuck your job
I have needs
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:32 AM
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14. Please elucidate your needs...
(keeping in mind that we're in a friggin' pizzeria right now {but Larry Craig finds the restrooms quite spacious})
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:34 AM
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15. A stromboli would be nice
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:10 AM
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11. Hey where is my coffee!
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:37 AM
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16. Hay Lady! Judging by your sig pic - Can I get you one last Icehouse?...
...and put both of us out of our misery???

:P
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 08:02 AM
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23. Sounds good to me!!!
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:00 AM
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8. Ten billion blimps.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:04 AM
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9. Are they filled with hydrogen or helium?
That makes a big difference in the potential hilarity factor
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:13 AM
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13. Blimpium.
That's hilairity.
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:42 AM
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17. Either way, "Oh, the humanity!" n't
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:08 AM
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10. You have a blimping problem?
hehe!:rofl:
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:12 AM
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12. I have Blimpulosis.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 06:48 AM
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18. k
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:00 AM
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19. ROLFMAO
:yourock:
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:15 AM
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20. I didn't know that this was an audio/visual contest for the dubious distinction..
...of getting into your questionable graces!


Sorry -- I just cracked myself up with my own self-indulgent and sophomorically lame attempt at gratuitous word-smithing. :rofl:

But I digress. The inevitable & existential question still remains:

In retrospect, "Who's the weenie in this picture?!"

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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:19 AM
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21. Dylan was / is a big-time weenie
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-17-08 07:26 AM
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22. Yeah, he knows...
...but he said it better!

:rofl:
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