Its Official, Hippies Have Ruined Piracy

[KingOfLostSouls]

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is not as cool as this








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letters aren't nearly as fun to take on a boarding as a cutlass is.


arrr matey, keel haul the hippies and bring up the rum and wenches.

[Roon]

1. Hey, that castilla gold bottle

can be had for 9.98 in these parts. I would have gotten it tonight but I had no mixers, so I stuck with my 40's of cobra.

[Chovexani]

2. What ARR ya doin?!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. That's fAARRr out!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. Hey, Man, can we like borrow your peg leg?

It'd make a bitchin' bong, man.

I'm starvin'. How much longer is that parrot gotta cook?

Pirates! Groovy!

:hi:

[KingOfLostSouls]

7. borrow yer mothers peg leg

you know, the one with the kickstand on it

[Levgreee]

5. I'm just posting here to get my minimum posts to make a thread

[Levgreee]

6. cmon, this is silly, how many do i need?

[NMDemDist2]

9. ooooo

I'm waiting with baited breath for your wisdom :rofl:

welcome to DU :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Me, too. I need more coffee.

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

11. just for fun I did a search

(s)He's a big Obama supporter

just what we need, another partisan to keep the flames roaring around here :eyes:

too bad they don't actually give off heat too, it's 22 degrees and my furnace could use the help

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. This should keep you nice and toasty,

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4092048

[NMDemDist2]

21. ROFL he just couldn't wait to get that up could he

:rofl:

[uppityperson]

29. another (this forum is disgusting)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4132942

[evlbstrd]

15. Your breath smells like bait?

So sorry.

[NMDemDist2]

16. well I did have fish for dinner last night

but I brushed my teeth

:hide:

[evlbstrd]

24. At least you didn't get in my face.

But I couldn't help it.

[NMDemDist2]

27. there is a reason I don't go to GD

I am polite

:hi:


















:hide:

[evlbstrd]

28. I read over there.

If I post, it's snark and run.

[Tektonik]

14. I forsee a stone slab in your future

[KingOfLostSouls]

8. you know why hippies ruined piracy?

because you don't board a whaling vessel and hand deliver a letter then cry about being caught violating international laws regarding piracy

if you're going to do it, you go all the way.


goddamn fucking hippie vegan crybabies.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Don't confuse hippies with vegans, please.

[LeftyMom]

18. Seriesly.

Hippies suck. vegans =/= hippies

[EstimatedProphet]

19. No, vegans suck.

[LeftyMom]

20. Punk bands > folk singers

I rest my case.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. LSD>crystal meth.

Case closed.

[kedrys]

13. Hippies are the reason the rum's always gone...?

I had no idea. :P

[DarkTirade]

23. Wait...

why is the rum gone?

[Chovexani]

25. Bush drank it all

:(

[DarkTirade]

26. Blasted rich New England cowboys...

Now all I've got left is beer, irish whiskey, mead, wine and scotch...

Although the whiskey and scotch aren't mine. :(