Found in my inbox:

[Wapsie B]

I don't normally look at these things but this one was kinda funny:


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT &DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be
five fewer people laughing in the world.

[From The Ashes]

1. Congratulations...

You, dear sir, owe me a new keyboard!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

2. Why thank you!

I'm glad I could make you laugh. :rofl:

[av8rdave]

3. That's only part of the story....Madison Avenue is already looking for ad slogans for when

viagra is no longer a prescription drug. Here's what they've come up with so far:

Viagra - the quicker dicker picker upper

Viagra - We work harder, so you don't have to

Viagra - Strong enough for a man, made for a woman

And the best so far...

This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

[Wapsie B]

4. I love it!

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

5. K

:kick: