I've had weird spam emails but this one takes the cake

[Maraya1969]

KNOW THESE FACTS?

I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death!

Make a personal reflection about this.....

Very interesting, read until the end.....
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):


"Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
for whatsoever a man soweth,
that shall he also reap.


Here are some men and women
who mocked God :


John Lennon (Singer):

Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

"Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died ..



Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):


During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."

He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic .


Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
"I don't need your Jesus".

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment .

Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell".

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

"My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.."
She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full "

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken .

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle ..

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive .

"Jesus"

P..S: If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this?.

I have done my part, Jesus said

"If you are embarrassed about me,

I will also be embarrassed about you before my father."


You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way!

I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes "8 Second Prayer." Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!


"Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen."

Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}. You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and let God bless you .

[krispos42]

1. So the Christian fundies admit to murdering vocal nonbelievers?

This is old news, I'm afraid. Been going on for centuries.


And perhaps this emailer can explain the horrible auto-erotic asphixiation death of Reverend Gary Aldridge.

You remember him, right, emailer?

Two wetsuits, rubber undies, diving mask, hog-tied with a loop around his throat, and a dildo up his anus?

Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

[Kucinich4America]

2. Uh, what??

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

"My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.."
She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full "

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken .

So in other words, God likes to ride in trunks and make omelettes and fuck the people who gave Him a ride?? :wtf:

[China_cat]

3. So the mother expected a god to protect her daughter

instead of yanking the kid out of a car full of drunks? Oh yeah, that works.

[bertha katzenengel]

4. OMG This part just kills me

"...surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

"The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken."

:rofl:

Ludwig Mies van der Rohe said, "God is in the details." van der Rohe was wrong: God is in the trunk.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. 'Persecute! Kill the heretic!'

[RebelOne]

6. Yeah, I have received that before from fundie friends and family.

[Kutjara]

7. So let me see if I've got this right.

Those who mock God end up dead. And those that don't mock God? Er...they end up dead too. Ultimately, everyone ends up dead.

So, the conclusion we can draw from this is that people are mortal.

OK, I think I've got it.

[Flatline]

8. I wonder why the Chimp is still alive then. n/t

[SoxFan]

9. Christianity ain't easy, folks

Martin Luther King
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Maximillian Kolbe
Edith Stein
Oscar Romero
Franz Jagerstatter
Jean Donovan
Maura Clarke
Ita Ford
Dorothy Kazel
John Anthony Kaiser
James Coyle


Christianity is serious business, and it's difficult business. The charlatans wo preach the "prosperity gospel", who believe that a comfortable life is some sort of divine reward, are as far off the mark as one can go. A true dedication to Christ's message often means going against the flow, standing up to the powerful and influential, and enduring physical, mental, and social abuse.

I'll cast my lot with Archbishop Romero rather than Joel Osteen any day.

[Mad_Dem_X]

10. Re: John Lennon

He said his Christianity quote in 1966. He was killed in 1980. FOURTEEN YEARS later. So supposedly it took God 14 years to have him killed?

The rest I'm not even going to comment on. Typical chain letter crap.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Oh, you've done it now. You're toast...

in 14 years.