The goal of television is to keep you from actually doing the things...

[MrScorpio]

That you're watching what others do


Go do!

[Initech]

1. Fuck Martha Stewart.

Martha does things in a half an hour show that it would take most people a whole fucking year to do and they still wouldn't get it right!

Fuck Dr. Phil, that hack psychologist fucking asshole.

Fuck Oprah.

Fuck Tyra Banks.

Fuck Britney Spears.

Fuck TMZ.com.

Fuck it.

Outside of sports I watch one, maybe 2 - 3 shows tops. Other than that, TV sucks.

[MrScorpio]

2. Fuck 'em all

They get rich, while the rest of get fat and more stupid because we're spoon fed this crap

There was a time when we were the ones who were doing the actual doing

We need to get back to that

[Initech]

6. Yes, I agree.

[CGowen]

3. But where would we be without Tyra's secret toilet tip ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9YRt_QMZmA

[Initech]

7. Must.... resist.... clicking.... link..........

[Generic Brad]

4. Can I watch things on my computer instead?

It's not really TV.

[DarkTirade]

5. Woo!

:applause:

On that note... anybody wanna have a lightsaber duel to the death? Force powers optional. :)

[madrchsod]

8. you mean--->

[ThomCat]

9. In the case of many sitcoms, that's a good thing.

Anything that keeps you from doing stuff that stupid must be a good thing. :P

[DarkTirade]

10. I dunno... I think I might be willing to try and take two people ot the prom...

only I wouldn't try to hide it from them. :P

And in my case, it probably wouldn't be two girls... :P