Apparently, EVERYBODY spoke perfect ENGLISH 12,000 years ago

[MrScorpio]

Whodathunkit?

[baldguy]

1. So, what else is new?

Nazis & Russians speak English with British accents.

[DarkTirade]

2. And all cavemen and natives of non-english speaking lands during the colonial times

speak perfect broken english. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Hell, folks from other *planets* speak perfect English

I learned that from teevee when I was a kid. :)

[DarkTirade]

7. Hab SoSlI' Quch!

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I said 'folks'

Klingons ain't folks. :P

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I missed something somewhere, didn't I?

[SeattleGirl]

6. I think I did too.

[IzaSparrow]

5. It's because God speaks perfect English!

and you've got your dates wrong. I think you meant people 5,000 years ago spoke perfect English.

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Public schools have gone to hell

Ever since the godless pinko secularists took them over.

[DBoon]

10. So you finally saw Beowolf?

Amazing how they spoke perfect English

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. You'd prefer it in Anglo-Saxon? Or Geatish (or whatever the langugae was called)?

Would that really add to the entertainment?

[MrSlayer]

11. Um, Hi. The Earth is only 6,000 years old.

So how could anyone be speaking English 12,000 years ago? What are you? Crazy? :crazy: