My computer keeps crashing.

[graywarrior]

I'm not happy.

Just sayin'.

[trof]

1. Maybe you need to top up the power steering fluid?

Check with the Tappet Brothers website.

[bemildred]

7. Excellent campaign button. nt

[Deja Q]

2. Do what Britney does: Go to a rehab center and flush the thing out.

Won't crash any more until it chooses to go get more exposure... :evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

3. stop browsing porn

[Solon]

4. Remember to refill the anti-freeze in that thing!

:P

[DarkTirade]

5. Tell it to stop driving so damn fast.

[bigwillq]

6. Fuckin computers.

What the hell are they good for? :P ;) :)

[Taverner]

8. Pull out a 45 and shoot it

again, I'm fairly intoxicated, so my advice must be taken under advisement...

[Wapsie B]

9. Take away its keys.

It's obviously a menace on the road.

[Infomaniac]

10. Your computer is forlorn because you haven't downloaded...

any more photos of Alan Rickman. Even computer hardware has a thing for Alan Rickman. :)

[meow2u3]

11. Does your computer burn oil?

Give it a ring job.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. It's because you're watching too much Alan Rickman porn.

You can't have the computer running constantly.. the thing is starting to overheat, as are you. :rofl: