I'm drunk, so I want to ask two questions...

[Writer]

Why do you hate me?

Why do you love me?

Why are you somewhere in between?


That's three questions... sorry!

[Redstone]

1. In two words: Posts and pictures.

Redstone

[Writer]

3. But look... we're nice people!

[Redstone]

11. Hey, I never said what category your "posts and pictures" put me into, did I?

(The categories listed in your original post, that is.)

Redtone

[Writer]

12. At this point, I honestly don't know anymore.

Where's that martini shaker?

[Redstone]

13. A good place to go for answers. The martini shaker, that is.

Sometimes, anyway.

Redstone

[Writer]

14. Perhaps if I study the bottom of the shaker I'll find some clues...

you know, like a tea cup.

[Redstone]

15. Yeah, if you squeeze a lemon or a lime into the drink, you might be able to

read the leftover pulp like people do the tea leaves, I guess.

But I bet I know what they'll say: "Have another drink."

Redstone

[Writer]

16. Actually mine reads: "Reply hazy. Try again later."

[Redstone]

17. And try, try again. Not a bad answer to get from that source.

Redstone

[Dr. Strange]

2. Some answers:

Why do you hate me?

Because you haven't sent me any nekkid pics!

Why do you love me?

Because you promised me nekkid pics!

Why are you somewhere in between?

Because I'm waiting for the nekkid pics!

[Writer]

4. I don't have any nekkid pics.

I have some naked ones, though. :)

[Dr. Strange]

7. Sigh, then I guess that will have to do.

I mean, if that's all you've got.
:hide:

[Writer]

8. Ask around.

:)

[Danger Mouse]

5. In a word: Meh.

Yeah.
meh.

[Writer]

6. In a word: Ni.

Yeah.
Ni.

[Danger Mouse]

9. Nu.

[Writer]

10. Nu-

de?

[Danger Mouse]

19. get your mind out of the gutter =P

[Writer]

23. I have a dirty mind.

I blame the copious amounts of dirty air I breathed during my two years in NYC.

[krispos42]

30. Clean soul, dirty mind

Excellent combination!

:-)

[Robeson]

18. You're OK by me, kid....

...glad I'm not drinking alone.

[Writer]

21. Thanks, man.

Cheers!

:toast:

[SPKrazy]

20. ok

don't

you're a funny and basically good person at heart

In between, well, dunno, I guess because I see hatred and love not as opposites of a coin, but rather variants on the same feeling.

So in between would be something akin to hatelove or lovehate...

in my book you are all right! :hi:

[Writer]

22. That is very kind of you to say.

Hatelove and lovehate... that sounds like Newspeak. ;)

Kidding.

And yes - love and hate ARE on two sides of the same coin! That's why I'm waiting for the gigantic Clinton and Obama supporter swinger fest.

That'll be interesting.

~Writer~

[Skip Intro]

24. I love you because you're my brother.

or sister....

[Writer]

25. Hey, I like that. That's rather cool.

It would be sister, btw. :)

[Skip Intro]

26. .

:D

[skinnyjeans]

27. Love is relentless

Pain and numbness, that's why there is love and hate. It must be a massocistict thing. I'm never inbetween anything. I certainly can love and hate at the same time. I've never heard anyone else descibe it before.

[Skip Intro]

29. So is hate, sadly. That is the eternal war. War? No war. ARGG!!!!!!

[skinnyjeans]

32. hate shouldn't be relentless

Hate is an awlful strong word. There should be no mention of war, your right! But there is a war sometimes between emotions. Argg!!! is right. Try not to war.

[Skip Intro]

33. I do try. Hate is relentless. Hard reality. I'm optimistic.

:D

[fishwax]

28. well, on the one hand I know you're a longhorns fan

but I don't hold that against you :) :toast: :hi:

[Capn Sunshine]

31. Because you're smart and because you're sexy

nice post, Stalin

[Guava Jelly]

34. My turn

Why do I hate you?
I don't! And will never and could never hate you.

Why do I love you?
Because you are smart,you care about me as a friend.(I know I said friend twice but that is because you are)
You listen to me.
You are trustworthy,sweet,beautiful,loyal,and because you are my friend.
:pals: :loveya:
:)
(Ok now spam my pm box w/hawt nekkid pictures) :rofl:

[Catsbrains]

35. I think your soooo funny!! I enjoy your posts but

I can't say those three little words just yet. Sorry.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

36. hmmm

Why do you hate me? Because, I am jealous of you.

Why do you love me? Because, You remind me of me.

Why are you somewhere in between? Because, It is the safest place to be.

[lost-in-nj]

37. You two are adorable

for you



and I don't hate you
I am somewhere in between but the only thing holding me back from
love is..... I haven't met you..... otherwise Writer, I think your great



lost