i'm thinking of posting a slanderous accusation against a candidate in GDP withouth links or facts

[matcom]

you know, to be innovative and 'fresh'. I want to do something that hasn't been tried before.

should I?

[DS1]

1. Rumor around 'the box' has it that you don't have the cojones

And you need more fiber in your diet.

[matcom]

2. 'the box' can be so hurtful and mean

what with all the peer pressure from, well.... you!

:cry:

why don't you help me cover up my poops like you used to?

WHY!!!???111

[DS1]

4. because I'm not picking litter and runny poop out of my Air Jordans anymore

dammit!

[matcom]

7. *sigh*

I have always admired your pump from afar x(

[DS1]

9. puff puff sisk

:smoke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Tell them that

Edwards' hair is a wig! :o

[DS1]

5. get out of my threadjack

jackhole

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. No, I do wha' I want!

Masshole. :P

[DS1]

12. wha'eva!

I don't go to school and I kill people

http://whatevarcartman.ytmnd.com/

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. HAHAHA!

It's hypnotic. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

6. Ask it as a question

like

would it bother you to find out that Hillary is smoking an ounce of pot a day and sleeps with all her staff? :P

[matcom]

10. not good enough.

it has already been established that Obama goes through an 8-ball a day. an ounce of pot just won't cut it.

damned women who can't keep up with their drug abuse like a MAN!

we need better candidates x(

[SPKrazy]

11. Okay

What about:

Would it bother you to know that Hillary slept with the New York Giants football team and then afterwards with all their cheerleaders on the night that congress impeached Bill?

Oh and she was mainlining heroin at the time :P

[SoxFan]

13. But not the black players

racist wench

[matcom]

15. What does Hillary do after having sex with the Giants Football Team?

Answer: She opens the car door.

:P

:hide:

[DS1]

17. I don't get it

[matcom]

19. puff puff sisk

loser

[DS1]

21. here's your photo of light, fagdouchetard

/for the trifecta

[matcom]

23. old old old

and that doesn't NEARLY express your talent and subtleties and talent like THIS does

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7303939

[DS1]

25. After I'm done cramming that ship up your butt

they're gonna need a Lisa Ann III

[SPKrazy]

18. pffftttt....

:rofl:

[matcom]

22. need I REMIND you?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7303939

[EstimatedProphet]

16. How about this:

Kucinich has a secret enclave on a Pacific island where he's running a sex slave ring, and he also shoots porno snuff films there. All the women there came from a sweatshop that he bought off of Tom Delay.

[LostinVA]

20. Obama is secretly having an affair with Hillary

And Bill.

[DS1]

24. go for the gold

"I, matcom, blew Obama when we were in college and he insisted I call him Mr. President"

so he's been scheming for running for years, and cannot be trusted.

[matcom]

26. but sadly there is a link that exists to the 'evidence'

x(

this is supposed to be UNsubstantiated!

get it right!

[DS1]

28. oh

nevermind then.

[LostinVA]

27. You, my friend, are a genius

[DarkTirade]

29. Hillary genetically engineers food to be sold in supermarkets.

You can have that one for free. :P

[sarge43]

30. Why not. It's been far too quiet and calm over there lately.

:sarcasm: (just in case)

[bookworm65t]

31. Huh???

trying to be Republican-like?

What's the deaL? :crazy:

[meegbear]

32. You go girl!