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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 06:48 PM
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I want one of these
BMW 650i

I saw one briefly today as it blew my doors off on I-95

Starting at $75,600 MSRP
4.8-liter, V-8 engine
360 horsepower
Rear-wheel drive
22 mpg hwy*


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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 06:49 PM
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1. nice!!!!!!
really nice

:thumbsup:
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 06:55 PM
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2. Nice heap
I likie heap!

(quoting my son when he was 2 years old.)
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 06:58 PM
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3. i test drove one of those, i was surprised the let me because they knew i wasn't buying.
good times and if i ever the lottery for huge $$$ i'd buy one. I drove the 6 speed manual and it was fun.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 06:59 PM
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4. Simple enough...
buy a used Crown Vic for $500.

Find yuppie in one, driving while yakking on cell phone and sipping a Starbucks.

Pass him or her, get in front, then set cruise control at 5 mph slower than the Bimmer.

As it approaches, move your shifter from overdrive to 2nd gear. The engine will rev, but the cruise will maintain a steady speed

At the critical moment, turn off the cruise control. Engine drag will immediately start slowing you down, without any telltake brake lights.

Once the driver does a double-take and spills the Starbucks while trying to jam the Bimmer's brake, THEN slam your brakes, causing a rear-end collision. Point to yuppie's Starbucks-stained Dockers while explaining to the police about how this guy came up out of NOWHERE talking on his cell phone. Rub neck frequently.

Claim whiplash and sue. Take out-of-court settlement and buy a BMW 650i. Avoid driving while talking on cell phone and/or sipping a Starbucks.

:evilgrin:

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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 07:12 PM
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6. all hail YOU
I'm outta here. Going shopping for a crown vic......
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 09:21 PM
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7. you fucking rule the earth
i thank heaven for you . . .

did you ever know that you're my hero?
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-06-08 12:49 AM
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9. I rule the earth?
And you're telling me now?

No wonder it's in the shitter! I've been derelict for years!?!?!?!

Quick, knave, fetch a scribe, some parchment and sealing-wax, and my seal. I have some proclaimin' to do!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 07:03 PM
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5. Sweet!
When you get one, will you give me a ride?

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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-05-08 10:04 PM
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8. OOOOOOOH. SHINY. nt
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