DU Straight / Bi Women or Gay Men: what does it for you?

[redqueen]

What do you like most?

[MissMillie]

1. eyes and shoulders

and a really great smile

[NightWatcher]

2. nothing for "sense of humor"

I'm an assless, peckless, broke guy with a great sense of humor

[redqueen]

5. Yeah that's nice.

"sense of humor" is on the poll for "DU Men" too right?

Geezaloo.

[NightWatcher]

8. nope, we are all about butts and boobs

[redqueen]

10. Some are, some aren't...

Your "sense of humor" falls into the "other" category here. :)

[IndianaJones]

3. where is "package"? nt.

[redqueen]

6. THAT, my dear boy, goes without saying! (nt)

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Other, and

don't wanna get your thread locked :D

:yoiks:

[OllieLotte]

68. Hey I'm looking at a big poster of Amelie on my office wall!

I need to watch that movie again.

[redqueen]

7. Just so you all know, I voted for ass.

In case my little hint up there was too subtle. :7

[Parche]

9. I Vote Other

So there..............:hi:

[Gonzo Gardener]

11. A well developed Funny Bone, an Infectious Laugh, and the 'THING'!

I'm putty in the hands of anyone, male or female, exhibiting these qualities. :D

[lost-in-nj]

12. hands

and well.... hands....
and how they would feel...


lost

:)

[redqueen]

13. oh *SIGH*

Yup... hands do it for me, too.

[skypilot]

14. Eyebrows.

Seriously.

I love men with dark, thick eyebrows. I even think some women look better with thick eyebrows rather than thin, tweezered ones (think of a young Elizabeth Taylor or Lauren Bacall) Anyway...yeah, eyebrows always get my attention.

[redqueen]

19. No way...

me too! Well, I'm weird in that I tend to develop a 'thing' for whatever the person I'm in love / lust with has goin on. So for me right now it's wiry, fair-skinned, DARK-haired, blue-eyed men with nice hands, thick eyebrows, a BANGIN ass, nicely-muscled back. Preferably Irish. I could go on and on... :P

[skypilot]

23. Oh damn.

You went and got yourself a wiry, fair-skinned, DARK-haired, blue-eyed men with nice hands, thick eyebrows, a BANGIN ass, and a nicely-muscled back? Does he have a brother? I've been finding myself checking out the wiry, fair-skinned guys around town recently. You and I do seem to be on the same wavelength about these things. Didn't we both admit to having a thing for Jason Alexander a while back? Or was that someone else at DU? I think it was you:P

[redqueen]

25. Hahahah I bet it was!

I do like the balding... and the chubby. :D

And yes, he has brothers! In Ireland. But they aren't as wonderful as he is, I'm sure. :P

[Maestro]

42. Hey, My ancestors are from County Cork!

I'm dark-haired, blue-eyed and fair skinned. I couldn't tell you how my other assets rate, but my wife doesn't mind. ;)

[redqueen]

44. Lovely.

I'd move to Ireland in a heartbeat... if only my Irish ancestors were a little closer to me on the tree... *sigh*

[skygazer]

15. Broad shoulders make me weak in the knees

If they're attached to someone with a great smile, it's even better. :)

[kwassa]

22. but do weak shoulders make you broad in the knees?

nudge nudge wink wink

[redqueen]

47. That is excellent.

100 funny points for you. :)

[flvegan]

16. Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for the results.

Forget you even saw me.

[Maine-ah]

all of it.

:9

[Lydia Leftcoast]

17. One of my non-negotiable demands is

"wicked glints in the eyes."

[blueraven95]

18. hands

eyes and smile go without saying...but hands are what really do it!

:hi:

[coffeenap]

20. Brain--intelligence is the sexiest thing ever.

(Eyes are good too.)

[redqueen]

21. And intellectual curiosity!

Someone said that in the "what do you look for" thread and it very much applies for me.

[Rhythm]

55. I'm with you on that one...

Just can't get interested in someone who's dense.

For me, that applies to guys OR gals that i might take interest in.

[Chovexani]

24. Eyes make me weak in the knees.

My bf has the prettiest blue-green eyes I've ever seen. And when he's being silly (which is often! :D) he gets the cutest twinkle in them. :loveya:

[XemaSab]

26. Smile

:)

[LeftyMom]

27. tongue

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

29. Ooooohcheewawa!

:bounce:

[Mad_Dem_X]

28. Eyes, and then biceps. nt

[Q3JR4]

30. If the man I'm with is

eye candy and nothing more, then I'm not going to be with him for very long.

I like intelligent conversation with witty men, and that's also what I'm attracted to.

Incidentally why did the thread about particular likes and dislikes of the female anatomy get locked for being gratuitous about the female anatomy while this thread, which does the same for the male anatomy, still remains unlocked? Just a little curious is all.

Q3JR4.

[redqueen]

31. Dunno.. didn't know the other was locked.

But FYI this one was posted in response to that one. I can never resist attempting to make sex-related things balanced in the lounge at least. :)

Maybe they got carried away with the things they were sayin? Or the mods weren't alerted on this one? Dunno... but that is odd.

[Q3JR4]

35. Eh, it's just a little weird to me is all.

Nothing against any of ya all, I'm glad someone is keeping the balance.

Makes me feel better about the world. :)

Q3JR4.

[qb]

32. Thanks, redqueen, for providing some balance :)

I hope the mods don't lock this one... straight guys deserve this scrutiny!

[redqueen]

38. Thank you!

It is my pleasure to try to do so. :)

And yes they frickin do! :7

[Dr. Strange]

33. I'm alerting on this thread.

This discussion is gratuitous!
Gratuitous, I say!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

34. Physical-ness-wise, it has to be "ass." And sunglasses.

For some reason I FRIGGING LOVE sunglasses. Epic. They are amazing.

Mostly though I love from the "inside, out"--personality and politics first. If he's a liberal comedic genius who can make some mean music and write like a mofo (or even just two of those, "liberal" and "genius," or something like it, being at the top of the list), I'm totally crazy for it. I can find physical beauty in anything as long as the mind--what I notice first, anyway--is there.

[NV Whino]

36. The eyes have it!

But I'm a nose freak, too. I love distinctive noses

[redqueen]

37. Now that is interesting.

Have a favorite type? Want to share some examples?

I'm curious!

[NV Whino]

69. Yes, I should have given a couple of examples

Roy Scheider, Michael York for the sort of schmushed type. Then I like the thin, very straight from the browridge type. Can't think of an example of the top of my head. Oh, actutally, the Barrymore nose is a good example. Something bent a bit to the side is good, too.

Sorry for the delay in answering. 12 hour power outage.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. personality. How they handle theirself when things are down.

Do they have a sense of humor. Do they know how to laugh at theirself. I look at the eyes and I want to see "good character" in their face. I like talent. I voted "other" but I almost voted eyes.

[redqueen]

45. Oh yeah... the way they handle themselves. Hell to the yes.

Is it getting hot in here?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

49. heehee. I want a man who is comfortable within himself and there

fore puts others to ease. I don't need any more tension in my life, thanks ;)

If you find one, let me know

kthxbai

:D

[NMDemDist2]

40. Other

if they don't make me laugh, they've got no chance, if they make me laugh they can be fat, bald and anything else.

I love a man who is smart and makes me laugh

if it's just a ZAP across the room, give me a slim, whipcord of a man who's tall and lanky but my beloved husband of 15 years is 6foot 200+ pounds with a bald spot the size of a bread plate

but he makes me laugh... :loveya:

[DarkTirade]

41. When people don't forget the bi men.

:eyes:

[redqueen]

43. Dammit!

:(

Sorry! :(


But where were you when I posted this?! SOMEBODY has to stop me from making stupid mistakes...

[DarkTirade]

46. Hey, I don't prevent stupid. I either commit it, or point it out after the fact. :P

Sometimes both.

Either way I wouldn't have an answer for this poll... my tastes are usually too eclectic to point to any one thing. :)

[redqueen]

48. Well pointing it out has certainly shamed me...

*shamed*


BUT... I will do it again. I have done before and I thought I'd learn from that, but as you see I did at least try to be inclusive, and yet still with the failure / stupid. *sigh*

It's my lot in life to serve as a warning to others, obviously. :P

[DarkTirade]

50. Aw, I can't stay mad at you. :P

I think my main criteria is that he can't be prettier than me though.

Don't get me wrong, I like pretty. I'm just really vain and I don't want him to be prettier than me. :P

Seriously though, I've got fairly wide and varied taste so it just depends on the person. Some things are more attractive on one person than they would be on another.

[begin_within]

51. flvegan

[LeftyMom]

63. seconded.

:D

[SarahB]

52. Mine.

He's the entire package. :D

[lildreamer316]

53. Hands

mmmmmmmm. sexy sexy, on a man.
On a woman....mm, not sure. Hair, eyes, laugh.

[tjwmason]

54. Face and mind

Within the face eyes are probably the most "important", but it's really about the interplay between the various parts of the face...but physical issues are less important than his mind, I have to find him and his mind interesting.

[redqueen]

57. I think I know exactly what you mean.

This poll was just a jokey copycattish thing meant more to balance the other thread that mysteriously got locked than as a serious question... but I think what you said there would be number one on my list actually... about finding his mind interesting. Thanks for answering. :)

[sazemisery]

56. brains. n/t

[redqueen]

58. When you say it like that...

instead of using 'intelligence' or some other word... it makes me think of zombies.

Brains!

[sazemisery]

62. Back when I was "on the lookout" I think I actually..

dated some zombies and they needed BRAINS! The SO I have been with for 32 years has brains and intelligence so I feel I did alright in that regard. He also has a nice backside, frontside and his profile isn't too bad after all these years of my Italian cooking. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

59. I voted other

because I much much much prefer the wimmen folks. They're all soft and cuddly, even if a bit sharp and pointy here and there.

[Lilith Velkor]

60. A sexy voice

I could listen to Hugo Weaving or Christopher Lee all night long...

*contented sigh*

[Pool Hall Ace]

61. I like a man who is sane and rational

and it's great if he has a pleasant smile. :-)

[redqueen]

65. As for me, I need at least a little crazy.

:)

[MrMickeysMom]

64. I like a well developed ... you know...

... thread....

[TrogL]

66. Package

[Quantess]

67. Broad, straight shoulders required.

Good posture helps, too.

[xchrom]

70. it's not personality that gets me going -- when i first meet them

i don't know what kind of personality they have.

and lord knows i've fooled around with enough guys -- and some girls -- for purely physical reasons.

in this order -- i like a six pack, ass, arms{i love big guns}, floppy rakish hair, a MISCHIEVOUS smile -- something that just beckons trouble.