MY GAWD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE LOUNGE!!!!!1

[matcom]

RUNNERS???!!!11

GYM-goers???!!!!11

:wtf:

do NOT MAKE ME come over to your place with a carton of Lucky Strikes and a bottle of GIN!

DO NOT MAKE ME!!!1 :grr:

we are THE LOUNGE!

we are DRUNK!

we are UNHEALTHY!

we smoke POT DAMMIT!!

x(

[bicentennial_baby]

1. I'm with you....they scare me...

:scared:

:toast:

:smoke:

[RainDog]

2. I knew there was some reason I was here...

[VenusRising]

3. It must be that New Year's resoultion burst.

They'll come to their senses.

I hope.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. zOMG...I love that smilie!

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

11. Isn't it the best?!

I stole it fair and square.

You can too!

:hi:

[NightWatcher]

4. I'll be smoking soon. I just ate McD's for dinner...

[rug]

5. Fuck it, I'm starting a donut poll.

[Kutjara]

6. Post-Christmas guilt.

Don't worry, they'll all be back on their flabby asses, eating cornflake-clad chicken within two weeks.

For now, let them dream.

[taterguy]

8. Some of us like to exercise and be unhealthy

Mile 65 of a 90 mile bike ride. At least one case of beer was consumed the day before

[matcom]

9. lucky as hell you posted a pic

i was THIS CLOSE to slapping yo' ass all the way into GDP!

[taterguy]

15. Careful, when I'm drunk I have mystical kung fu powers

[lost-in-nj]

23. How the hell

do you do it???
When I smoked I couldn't walk up my front stairs let alone ride a bike....
you don't inhale.... just like Bill

RIGHT????


lost

:shrug:

[taterguy]

26. You just need to find the cigarette packs with the right warning label

I only smoke the ones that warn you not to smoke if you're pregnant. Since I'll never get pregnant those cigarettes don't cause me any health problems.

I learned that from this Bill:

[bicentennial_baby]

28. "I'll take a pack of the low-birth weights, please"

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

30. OMG

perfect answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lost

[taterguy]

32. Everything I need to know I learned from listening to Bill Hicks

[Chovexani]

37. You're my kind of guy.

:)

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

53. Camels. Good man.

[JohnnyLib2]

10. I nearly choked on M & Ms about the gym stuff.

But a swig of eggnog helped.

Obvious question: was the Lounge like this before the '04 caucus, and did
it get back to normal afterwards?

[matcom]

12. define 'normal'

;)

yeah, this is actually pretty typical (and funny as hell)

[sniffa]

I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW!!!1!111!!111!!1!11!11!!!

[lost-in-nj]

29. I'm there!!!!

right behind/next to you!!!!!
Its not ALL healthy!!!!


lost


:beer: :beer:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. hic-cup...right on dude

:beer: :smoke:

[Arugula Latte]

14. I hate to break it to you, but I am currently snacking on a salad

consisting of spinach, carrots, raw broccoli, green onions, black pepper, and Annie's Organic Goddess Dressing. :9 And I love veggies. And I like to exercise. And I do so consistently.

But I do have a glass (or two) of wine every night.

[DS1]

16. I'm about to munch down on some italian sausage subs

turkey sausage
:yoiks:

I rec'd this thread to make up for the SIN

[matcom]

17. if I open a sushi-bacon restaurant you would come

oh yes, you would

[SOteric]

35. Oh, I think

soooo. Rubbing myself in bacon rather than cologne is the secret to my 'allure' with DS1.

[flvegan]

18. What kind of gin?

[NMDemDist2]

58. truly, the pertinent question

and the only one that needs a quick answer, what?

[DarkTirade]

19. Hey, I resent those remarks!

I don't smoke pot. :)

[lost-in-nj]

20. We are coming to get you

YOU WILL BE ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!



DO NOT RESIST


lost

[SPKrazy]

21. didn't you get the memo?

oh wait

that was something else :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. And I gave up meat and Martinis!

The Lounge is WAY more fun now that we're not drinking or stupid on meat protein.

I like this one much more!


By the way - does this Cardigan look tepid enough? I don't want to look like a wild man when I go bowling tonight at the Christian no-alcohol no-jeans no-women-in-pants league bowl. Last night, I got a lane on the men's half of the bowling alley that was near the women's half and I sneaked a few looks at some ankles. :giggle: Oh, God, you don't think anyone noticed, do you? I hope no one noticed! My reputation is ruined! :cry:

[matcom]

24. your peticoat is unbuttoned asshole

:eyes:

[redqueen]

25. Amen dammit.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

27. Sounds like you could use a trip over to the "favorite donut" thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7308780&mesg_id=7308780

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

31. For the record...

I do not, will not, have never smoked anything. But I am a Lounge Lizard.
Duckie

[ghostsofgiants]

33. I'm not drunk nor do I smoke pot, but I am most certainly a lazy, unhealthy motherfucker.

And that's how I likes it.

[RetroLounge]

34. Sorry, but I'm sober, no booze, no weed.

But I consume vast quantities of Mountain Dew and Marlboros, and the only exercise I get involves naked people.

Am I still allowed in the lounge?

:shrug:

RL

[Mrs.Matcom]

36. matcom has gone to bed in a drunken...

haze, so I shall take over...Hell Yes, you are still allowed in the lounge! You qualify on the marlboro and naked exercise excuse! :hi:

[RetroLounge]

44. Cool!

:hi:

RL

[Chovexani]

38. You are

You just have to wear your stylish jammies. :D

[RetroLounge]

43. Now that's a good plan...

:hi:

RL

[kaiden]

39. And I bought a tiger oscar over the weekend and I've been

KISSING him through the aquarium glass -- whether I'm drunk or not!

[hyphenate]

40. I haven't had a rip-roaring drunk

since 1984. The only liquor I've consumed since there has been in the form of very sweet, very mixed cocktails. And I've never smoked.

OTOH, I'm a diabetic who consumes about 1/3 lb. of chocolate every day and won't give up my pasta, pizza or subs. Never been too thrilled with exercise, either. I hope that's unhealthy enough. ;)


PS: When I did seriously drink, my choice was Cutty Sark Scotch--about 10 oz. with a 2 oz. water chaser. Mmmmmmm....good....

[LynneSin]

41. Matcom - you know me - I don't smoke ANYTHING and I can't stand gin

:D

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

42. It's all I can do to get the energy to click the friggin' mouse...

Now pass me them damn Cheetoh's!

[FloridaJudy]

45. No booze/no weed

But I just washed owned an order of Krystal's chili-cheese fries with iced tea. I do not go to the gym. I will never go to the gym. The best thing about graduating from High School over forty years ago was not having to ever take gym again!

[SarahB]

46. I'm busy either working or corrupting poor Finnfan in some way.

I have no time to post details. Too busy living my depraved, evil life! :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

51. I guess it's been a lot of working lately...

:yoiks:





















:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

47. I don't smoke pot. I just drink, argue about stupid shit and post sex threads.

:shrug:

[lildreamer316]

48. I have a permanent excuse to be at the gym and healthy..

..I'm a stripper.
So there.

[Bake]

56. This post is useless without pics.

:rofl:

Bake

[sasquatch]

57. Seconded

[Lady Freedom]

49. Looks like the health and happiness syndrome is taking hold here too!

We will simulate you as well matcom!

[Indi Guy]

50. Well I'm drunk...

...but healthy & I don't smoke pot (anymore).

Am I disqualified?

[LeftyFingerPop]

52. I go to the gym religiously ...er... wait ...

I don't actually "go" there...I meet the guy I buy my weed from in the gym parking lot. Then, I'll walk across the parking lot to the McWendyKing to buy a Triple Grease Burger infused with bacon.

[underpants]

54. We joined the Y

I plan to eat there later

[NewJeffCT]

55. Did you miss all the cleavage threads the other day?

That was vintage lounge material.