Is this a push poll?

[Orrex]

[TZ]

1. My answer

Pastrami on rye with mustard and a pickle! (I borrowed that from Cosmik Debris for an answer to
some nonsensical polls elsewhere...) :rofl:

[cosmik debris]

2. I hope Orrex has a better sense of humor

than other nonsensical poll posters.

And be sure that is a Kosher pickle.

[Orrex]

4. Is a Kosher pickle circumcised?

I hear that they're cleaner that way.

[quip]

10. Brit's true

:D

[TZ]

5. Oh he'd better laugh if he knows whats good for him...

Otherwise Lady Turtlensue will not be pleased....:evilgrin:
(Me and my holy pickle that is..)

[Orrex]

7. I like the sound of that!

Lady Turtlensue knows what to do with a pickle.

[cosmik debris]

13. She doesn't suffer gherkins lightly! n/t

[quip]

3. As a point of order

on this poll (or any poll, for that matter), when you write "Yes, because I'm a totally lame asshole", does that mean that I think I'm a totally lame asshole, or does it mean that I think you are a totally lame asshole?

The distinction affects my answer;-)

[Orrex]

6. Well, read it aloud

But here's a hint: the poll doesn't say "Because Orrex is a totally lame asshole."

Which I may be, I grant, but it's irrelevant for purposes of this particular poll.

[quip]

8. Ahh, okay, that helps

my lips move when I read anyway.

[Dr. Strange]

9. So, wait, if I select that answer...

am I saying that I am a totally lame asshole...or that temeah is a totally lame asshole?

This poll confuses me.

[Orrex]

11. Why does it have to be one or the other?

Way to limit your options.

[Dr. Strange]

12. If you don't believe in limiting options...

then why can't I select both options?

Ha! I've run circles around you logically!

[Orrex]

14. Whoa! So we have circumcising AND circumscribing in the same thread! A DU first?

Give me a minute, and I'll see if I can inject some circumlocution, as well.

[TZ]

15. that's some circuitous logic there....

:)

[Dr. Strange]

16. As usual, Orrex skirts AROUND the issue!

:eyes:

[Orrex]

18. Leave my skirts out of this, thank you

And I can't very well skirt through an issue, now can I?


Jeez!

[Orrex]

17. I once had to show my receipt at Circuitous City

I complied, in a roundabout way.