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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:27 PM
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ISO 9000 is boring
To boring for a sunday night.

That is all.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:30 PM
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1. But a surefire cure for insomnia
God, I remember going through that in the early 90s at a place I worked at. SUCKITY SUCK.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:35 PM
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2. It's a tossup which is more boring, this or HIPAA.
x(
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:37 PM
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3. Try COPPA out for size some day
what a PITA!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:40 PM
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4. I think I'll try and skip that one.
No need to experiment with every form of torture given an acronym.

:P
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:42 PM
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5. GAH!!! HIPAA!!!!
Okay, my night is officially IN THE SHITTER.
:hurts:

(I just finished my HIPAA recertification for work, DESPITE the fact that my job DOES NOT EVER deal with confidential information)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:43 PM
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6. HIPAA is quite boring
what's ISO 9000?

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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:46 PM
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7. I took three insurance industry sponsored self
study courses on HIPAA....I KNOW it's boring!!!!

OY vey!!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:46 PM
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8. Here you go
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:46 PM
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9. Bleh...
Did it at work in the 90s.
Started with ISO 9000 then
they went all 'six sigma'
on us.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:49 PM
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10. I'm a big proponent of the following methodology:
Just don't fuck up in the first place.

:D
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:52 PM
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11. ...
If you do not have time to do it
right the first time, where will
you find the time to do it the
second time?
:hi:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 09:55 PM
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12. But so much better than ISO 14001
There's like 5001 more ISOs in that baby.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:50 PM
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13. Try CMMI
That one is a real barn burner.
:boring:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-30-07 10:52 PM
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14. I tried to read the wiki on it...
but I kept falling asleep!

:P

It sounds dreadful.
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