How do you want to die?

[Solon]

Be serious here folks! I'm in a morbid mood. :)

[flvegan]

1. Suffer a heart attack AFTER having sex with 8 someones less than one quarter my age.

I plan to live to be 125, btw.

[LeftyMom]

10. I'd beat you to death with a shoe for one.

:popcorn:

[flvegan]

17. I'll already be dead.

Beat away.

[LeftyMom]

34. I'd bring you back and kill you again.

:D

[flvegan]

35. Oh, so you're doc now? Nice post, Kevorkian.

[quigleyunder]

43. ha, ha.

[skygazer]

2. I want to be struck by lightning

Quick, painless and everyone will remember me. :hi:

[Xipe Totec]

40. Again?

Seems to me you've had your quota of juice already...

You're probably immune by now...

[auntAgonist]

3. I don't. n/t

[no name no slogan]

4. with my boots on

nt

[MrCoffee]

5. like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove

[Guava Jelly]

6. Buried in a she-pile of sexy female Duers

Yeppers..Thats how i wanna go.

[Boojatta]

7. this is an unpost

[otherlander]

8. Overdose while skydiving.

[SteppingRazor]

9. I don't. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

11. You mean I am not already dead yet?

[MrCoffee]

12. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

13. How did I know that YOU would answer that!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

16. i deleted about 8 different subject lines on the grounds that they were too damn sick even for me

:yourock:

[KitchenWitch]

18. Oh dear!

:blush:

I am all atingle now!

:evilgrin:

[Solon]

14. Gods I hope not!

That would make my fantasies of you far too disturbing.

:yoiks:

[sniffa]

15. the American dream - take out as many as i can

[Tektonik]

20. Tryin' to beat Cho's high score?

:hide:

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. As soon as I am sure my children are grown and happy.

That's what I'm waiting on.

[Solon]

25. MrsG! How's WannabeGrumpy?

I lit a candle for her, I hope it helped. :hug:

[matcom]

21. suffocate inside Kelly Brook

next!

[Perry Logan]

22. I only hope there's nitrous oxide involved.

[youthere]

23. I want to die eating Thai food after vigorous tickling by a young sweaty hockey player.

[Forkboy]

24. Colorfully.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. My dear Solon...

I don't want to die...

But I know I must...

In the arms of my loved one...

[SPKrazy]

27. I want to die

well

quickly

don't care how

[YankeyMCC]

28. I'm doing my best to hold out for the Singularity

and be uploaded...we'll have to figure out how to make it through the heat death of the universe but I'm optomistic that a few billions of years running at high speed computation we ought to figure out something...or maybe be then I'll be bored enough to just let it all go.

[HEyHEY]

29. In a hail of RCMP gunfire!

[Xipe Totec]

30. With an honor guard,

dragged into hell with me by the hair.

Other than that, no particular preference.

[Deja Q]

31. Death by snoo-snoo.

:hide:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

32. Plane crash

Preferably with me the only casualty -I don't want others to lose their lives

[Godhumor]

33. Check the sig. n/t

[Wcross]

36. "Taking as many of you motherfuckers out with me."??????

Only a sick twisted individual would even think of doing that. You might be famous for doing it, a famous asshat.

Nope, if you want to kill yourself, have at it. If you want to take others with you there is no good in you.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

37. Solon...

I will start walking into the woods. Then I will start to fly and that is how I will die. :hug:

[Wapsie B]

38. I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like Grandpa,

not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car. :P

[Redstone]

41. Gol dang, you beat me to it!

Redstone

[Wapsie B]

47. It's an old sleep tech joke.

;-)

[Capn Sunshine]

39. In a stolen Ferrari with Christina Ricci

at age 98.

[quigleyunder]

42. I picked number one, but liked "taking th emotherf**kers out"

[MrSlayer]

44. In a tragic drunken hopscotch accident.

Would be fitting.

[MilesColtrane]

45. Two words...

Labial Asphyxiation

[Mad_Dem_X]

46. I chose old age because...

I'm not going to go out by my first choice, which is while I'm having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Pacifist Patriot]

48. Watching the recorded replay of Bush's guilty verdict at The Hague.

[bikebloke]

49. I'm telling everyone I'll live to 120

Hehehehe....But I'm going to live to 130. :evilgrin:

And if they don't kill me first, then I plan on joining the ancestors while up on my feet running, walking or shuffling (whatever I'm able to do then).