Very well!! So you open a fortune cookie, over some Chinese take-out

[bridgit]

and the fortune inside wafts down into some tepid cashew chicken, and some BBQ'd pork fried rice...how do you feel about that?

edited for the: 'jpgray', cause it's impotrtant to know these things yeppers!!!

[Droopy]

1. I don't like the taste of fortune cookies

So I never open them. So, meh, I guess.

[Heidi]

2. Multiple answers.

1) If the meal was being served in GD, I would need the following information about the waiter/waitress: immigration status (if applicable), his/her personal carbon footprint, and how much he/she typically spends for a haircut. This information would allow me to work up the right level of moral outrage for a GD post that I could then kick until it escalated into a full-scale flamefest.

2) If the meal is being served in the Lounge, I'd probably just lick the chicken juice and rice off of the fortune, read it, then lay it on someone else's plate before starting a Lounge thread titled, "I just licked the chicken juice off of a fortune cookie and laid it on my neighbor's plate! ASK ME ANYTHING!!!!!"

:P

[bridgit]

3. mmmm, oh my, "lick the chicken juice", and here i thought i was the only one willing...

to get down on all cyber-fours :hug: but then it's all like, "Lemme get the 'said' fortune" here check it: "You will soon gain something you have always wanted"

well yeah, well duh ya'thing!?! so when already!?!?! when???? what the hell is wrong with those people, do they *all* work for Hallmark Cards er'somethin :rant:

[Heidi]

4. My fortune says,

"Try the veal!" :rofl: :spray:

[bridgit]

5. and here i thought, "Be sure to tip your waitress" was a mere suggestion...

:wow: :spray: :rofl: ---------------->:loveya: :yourock:

[Heidi]

6. Har-har-har-har-har!!!!!

:spray:

:rofl:

[bridgit]

7. i'm going to bed, my lovely HeidiDear, this will be me very-very soon...

see, my stylish little chamber pot ;) :hug:

[Heidi]

8. Sweetest dreams, dahling!

:*

[Jamastiene]

9. It would have been even funnier if you had included as an option:

"Just my fucking luck." :P

[bridgit]

10. heh-heh-heh, i'll remember that next time...

;)

[RushIsRot]

11. Enclosed strip reads: "To ensure that the lead content of our ink

does not exceed OSHA allowances for our workers, please check www.fortune.com to learn what this strip should've said."

[Turbineguy]

12. When he was two years old my son

called them "fucking cookies".

Taking him anywhere is still an adventure.