ok fellow harry potter nerds...riddle me this

[fizzgig]

hagrid's mom was a giantess...probably at least 16 feet tall i'd guess. his dad was a human, probably not more than 6 feet tall

how the hell did that work?

and don't tell me i'm the only one who has ever pondered this :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. This is not a human/giant sex thread.

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

3. damn right it's not!

it's an...erm....burning question i've had for years

i really want an answer :silly:

[rug]

2. He was extraordinarily hung.

[Solon]

4. I think his dad suffered from crushed hips...

I imagine he thought it was worth it. ;)

[fizzgig]

10. i wonder how that falls on the list of good ideas

:D

[Solon]

13. All I know is that its on my top 5 list for how I want to obtain crippling injuries.

:D

[supernova]

5. But think of the giant

eyes. :think:





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What did you think I was gonna say!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

9. feet?

:rofl:

[zabet]

6. I dunno

but I bet it was
like throwing a
hotdog down a hallway.


:hide:

[fizzgig]

8. OMG

:rofl:

[kath]

19. Hotdog down a hallway!

Oh. My. God.

[supernova]

7. Think of it this way

He could do what every man secretly longs to do......

:evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

11. to go where no man has gone before?

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Can someone please tell me how I can unthink that image?

It was scary enough in Reanimator...

[Danger Mouse]

27. hey! he would be literally 'muff diving'!

:hide:

[supernova]

32. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Capt Obvious!

:P

:D

[Danger Mouse]

37. yes, here i am to save the day! and ruin the party!

and make baby jesus cry!

[fizzgig]

34. DO NOT get my thread locked

jerk :P

[baldguy]

14. Goggles & a snorkle?

[fizzgig]

22. eeeeeewww

that one's gonna stick for a bit

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Ever see a Yorkie do a Golden Retriever?

They figure out a way.

[fizzgig]

24. i've never seen that

but i don't doubt it

[eyesroll]

16. It would be worse the other way around.

:D

[supernova]

17. Ye Gods, I'd wanna try though!

:D

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

25. ...

x(

[Unvanguard]

18. She lies down. He climbs on top. n/t

[fizzgig]

26. but the space

and size and whatnot...it doesn't make sense!

[DarkTirade]

20. Hagrid's father must have been REALLY well endowed.

Probably to the point where it scared off normal human women.

[fizzgig]

28. REALLY REALLY well endowed

wonder if there was any market for wizard porn?

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

49. Then again, it is possible that he just used an engorgio charm or something like that.

[lildreamer316]

21. MAGIC. Duh.

I bet there's a spell just for...that.
Or Polyjuice, somehow?

[fizzgig]

29. that could be a useful spell to know

but polyjuice? that's gotta be love

[GirlinContempt]

38. Polyjuice is for use by humans to become humans only

remember why moody didn't bother to check Hagrid?

[fizzgig]

41. i didn't remember that

do i have to turn in my nerd card now?

[GirlinContempt]

42. Yes

:P

[fizzgig]

44. ok then

:cry:


:P

[Danger Mouse]

23. pondered this?

yes, i have 'pondered' this...
and it was some darn sexy 'pondering' at that!

[fizzgig]

30. you really are a damn freak

i want no part of that

[Danger Mouse]

31. not just a freak but a damn freak?

i'm moving up in the world!
:D

[fizzgig]

33. sicko

:P

[sakabatou]

35. Barrowed a bit of ninjitsu?

[fizzgig]

39. is there anything ninjas can't do?

[sakabatou]

48. Be dubbed well in a language

outside of Japan

[MilesColtrane]

36. Simple.

He tied a two by four to his ass to keep from...

well, you know....

[fizzgig]

40. i've got a couple of different images in my mind

none of them particularly pleasant :P


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

43. UM, ER

Hagrid's daddy did NOT have to be a giant to be able to plant a seed...

:evilgrin:

I find it far more able to wrap my mind around than if Hagrid's mom had been human and his dad had been a giant.

[fizzgig]

45. but given the situation, the logistics still boggle my mind

but yes, it would have been even harder to comprehend had it been the other way around :D

[Withywindle]

46. "Engorgio!" n/t

[fizzgig]

47. i think we have a winner!

that could have some interesting results, tho...:D

[Demeter]

50. The Better Question Is Why

Hagrid's father was a wizard, and therefore had magic to aid him (although some form of propulsion, like a super turkey baster would have done the job for mortal men).

But why would he want to fornicate with a giantess? That race is not famous for anything except size.

Another Rowling non sequitor. The series is full of them.

[Writer]

51. Giant turkey baster. n/t