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When i was pregnant my 2 favorite people were Ben and Jerry, i gained like 85 pounds, that will matter later on. Ok so it's a thursday and i have to go to the obgyn and i'm sitting in the waiting room, i'm kind of crampy which i attributed to the entire can of refried beans i ate the night before, i go in, assume the position, they look "Oh you're in labor, you need to go the hospital" ok, that explained the cramps. I kept my bag in the trunk of my car so i drive up to the hospital and check myself in, i call my husband who was in a meeting, they put me through "Honey, i'm in labor, i'm at the hospital so after work just drive here ok?" al i hear is a giant thump (phone dropping) and running footsteps and that was that.
Everything was fine, feeling ok until they took me to the ultrasound, the minute i laid down a major contraction started and i'm like dying, omg this is what labor feels like, they manage to get me back up, into a wheelchair and back to my room, my sil shows up and proceeds to drive me crazy so i beg her to please get me something to read, in the meantime the nurses come in and hook me up to an iv, sil comes back with every tabloid that was printed in 1994 and the nurses tell me "Walk the floor, it will speed things up" ok, no problem, walking the floor, reading about OJ, husband shows up and looks like he needs a nitro pill "It's fine Hon, take it easy go get some food" so off he goes and i'm walking the floor, contractions are getting a little closer together and the day turns into night and i'm still awake.
My husband is now sleeping, it's about 3:00am and i'm in the bathroom, i somehow knock the iv out of my arm and few minutes later i'm getting lightheaded and then i look down, "wow, thats a lot of blood, wow thats my blood, thats not good" so i start yelling and my husband finally wakes up, looks at the blood and almost passes out "A little help Hon, call a nurse please" so the nurse comes in hooks me back up and i sit for a while and have some juice and then start walking the floor again.
Now i was a good trooper, no yelling or complaining but around 7:00am the nurse comes in and tells me my obgyn could not deliver my baby, i have to have Dr. Bruno and thats when the good trooper in me left the building. "I will sit here with my legs closed until Dr. Richmond comes back, Bruno is not delivering my child, no, no, no!" ok. 10:00am "Can i get that epidural now?" i had nothing up to this point, not even an advil "No, you're too far along now" "What, are you fucking kidding me, what the hell, should i go outside and give birth in the field, what the hell century am i in?" i got nothing.
11:30am in walk Dr. Richmond, the moment he walked into the room and i saw him my water broke, they got the leverage bar and away we went, 20 minutes later i had a baby girl, my husband was crying, i was exhausted but happy, "She weighs 7.6 and she's 18.5 long"
"7.6?! so the rest of this weight is me??!!" "Yes"
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