What you'd say to Joan Jett if you found out she'd just microwaved your last Meatball Hot Pocket

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[flvegan]

1. Depends what she's wearing at the time.

I think she's hawt.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I would say "Hey, Joan Jett - the Pretenders fucking sucked!!"

And then I would spend the next half hour showing her my Powerpoint Presentation "Joan Jett and Chrissie Hynde: Proof They Are the Same Person" until the overwhelming evidence utterly destroys her, and she cries and comes to me to be consoled, and I will let her put her head on my shoulder and while patting her and telling her it will all be okay, I will silently squeeze AIM toothpaste into her hair.

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3. "I always heard you weren't into balls."

[Deja Q]

4. Damn, you beat me too it!

:rofl:

[Nickster]

10. LoL. I can only imagine what she and Carmen Electra together is like. :-)

[LostInAnomie]

5. What the fuck!!? You're fucking rich!!

Why the fuck do you have to steal my last fucking hot-pocket!!?? Why the fuck are you at my house in the first place!?

[RushIsRot]

6. Halvsies!

[HuskerDU]

7. I'd say to Joan, 'Hey I thought you were a vegetarian!'

Anyway, I love Joanie. Greatest female rocker EVER!!

[Mojambo]

8. "I hate myself for loving you..." n/t

[Deep13]

9. Don't eat that crap. Let me make you a real sandwich. nt

[rug]

11. This Means War

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_IcvUwCM5dI