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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 02:54 AM
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The TRUTH about the phrase "it tastes like chicken": That only refers to the DARK MEAT.
More to the point, that referred to the "dark meat"
a VERY long time ago, back when chickens ran wild
and their dark meat actually had some "gamey" flavor.

That's when the phrase "tastes like chicken" was coined.

But that was well over two hundred generations worth of
industrially-raised-chickens-bred-for-blandness ago,
and probably along time before that.

I have personally killed and eaten squirrels, rabbits, and snakes...
and they taste EXACTLY like squirrels, rabbits, and snakes.

I once had the pleasure of consuming a bowl of the USA's best "turtle soup"
at the "Commodore's Palace" Restaurant in New Orleans.

It tasted like rabbit.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 03:04 AM
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1. I've always used "tastes like chicken" as a euphemism
for circumstances that I've had to force myself to accept: like working in a cubicle or being polite in situations where it's dang near impossible. :shrug:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 03:12 AM
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2. That's a brilliant concept! I'm totally gonna steal it!
Q: "so, Dick, how did that first marriage at the age of 18 wok out?"

A: "tasted like chicken". :evilfrown::rofl::evilfrown:



That's just a brilliantly universal EUPHEMISM, Heidi!


I like it better than "Cats"; I'm gonna use it again and again!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 03:13 AM
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3. I'm here all week, Dick.
Try the veal. :P
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 06:44 AM
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4. No veal for me. It tastes like brutality. nm
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 08:32 AM
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5. But that's the best part! :P
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 08:37 AM
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6. the tears act as a tenderizer
and I can't believe I just made that joke.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 08:42 AM
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7. You? Make a bad joke? That's unpossib... huh.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 08:51 AM
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9. Did you wok out or something?
/language police
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 10:05 AM
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11. It's not an euphemism, it's language adjustment. -nt
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 08:48 AM
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8. I thought alligator tasted like mordern chicken.
Edited on Fri Dec-21-07 08:48 AM by mainegreen
:shrug:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 09:01 AM
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10. Why does it always have to be about "dark meat"?
You racist!!!
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frogcycle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 10:11 AM
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12. I have never been able to understand
why people chase after all that stuff that tastes like chicken. Why not just eat chicken?
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