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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:27 PM
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It's a funny world when you have the same Christian fundies insisting that creationism is a fact
And that dinosaurs and man co-existed in the past objecting to a purple dino named Barney co-existing with some school kids on PBS in the present.

Yes, it's a funny world that we're living in indeed.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:29 PM
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1. how do they explain the dinosaurs not eating the humans?
i still haven't heard how they've worked that one out, sure i've seen the cartoon of the dinosaurs used like oxen but no actual explanation of how they managed that.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:32 PM
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3. You're wating for them to make sense
Don't hold your breath
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:34 PM
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4. does anyone ever ask them that at the creationism museum?
even the true believers must have some trouble with that one even as they project the "I would never question" face.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:36 PM
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5. "Sir, how does one stop a giant, multi-ton ravenous carnivore from eating you,..
"When all you have is two rocks and a pointy stick?"

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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:37 PM
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6. yes, that would awesome, i hope if that ever happens someone is filming it.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:51 PM
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7. You use your Jesus Juice
Throw it at the Dinosaur, speak in tongues and roll around a little...

Worked for the Flintstones.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:40 PM
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8. Because before The Fall, all animals ate only plants
No, your eyes won't roll completely back in their sockets. It will only feel that way.

http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/carnivores.html
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:45 PM
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9. oh lord.
Q:Did God give them sharp teeth to eat plants?

A: I don't think so. I believe that the fossilized T-rex skulls we find today have different teeth than the ones God originally gave them.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:46 PM
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10. Thanks for sharing that spot of delusional psychosis
Somebody needs to up their lithium dose
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opiate69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:50 PM
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11. Wow... just fucking wow...
I wonder if all the "Drs." he cites bought their degrees from the same diploma mill Hovind did?
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:50 PM
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12. T-Rex had small useless arms
They were ill suited to get a good grip on those squirmy, biblical humans.
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 09:31 PM
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2. LOL!
thank you for that one.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 10:55 PM
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13. Lewis Black: We're dealing with people
who think the "The Flintstones" was a documentary.
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