Warrant Issued for R. Kelly's Arrest (no-show at court hearing, "detained because of some snow")

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/19/warrant-requested-for-r-kelly/

TMZ has confirmed that a judge issued a bench warrant for singer R. Kelly -- because he did not show for a court hearing today in Chicago.

We're told Kelly's tour bus was delayed in Utah, so he was a no show. The judge in his child pornography case issued the warrant but won't enforce it just yet. But if R. Kelly doesn't show up tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM, the judge will tell the fuzz to arrest his butt.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Cook County prosecutors pressed the judge, noting he had already shown considerable leeway in letting Kelly travel outside Illinois. "This is just an abuse of the process. It's disrespectful of your honor," said Assistant State's Attorney Shauna Bolicker.

Kelly has been charged with child pornography, in a widely reported case in which he allegedly videotaped a sexual encounter with a teenage girl. R. pleaded not guilty in the mess -- which has been going on since 2002.

Kelly's lawyer said singer was "detained because of some snow." The judge said a trial date will be set on Thursday. Yeah, right.

[nomorenomore08]

1. "Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don't even want none of the above..."

nt

[ghostsofgiants]

3. "I want to piss on youuuu..."

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Drip, drip, drip...

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Though I prefer the remix...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1000969

[Chovexani]

9. This is the remix edition

Of the song about pissin'!

[no name no slogan]

7. Your body..... is a porta-potty

http://www.videovat.com/videos/883/dave-chappelle-peeonyou.aspx

[AlCzervik]

8. i would love to see him front of Judge Judy---

"Don't pee on my leg sir and tell me it's raining, i said don't pee on my leg!"

[CreekDog]

11. You have reached a certain height of mockability

when the parodies of you are more famous than you are.

(i.e. "drip, drip, drip")

[KamaAina]

2. What kind of snow, I wonder?

The kind you clear off with a plow -- or the kind preferred by Bush**?

[AlCzervik]

5. yellow snow?

he's a flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt.

[cwydro]

10. Nah

the latest is that his buses were taken off the road for speeding and for not having the right paperwork for CDL drivers.

He is still in a heap of trouble though.