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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 02:31 PM
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"Groping Santa" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "groping Santa".
So I'm sitting here in the Great Hall of the Ahwahnee Lodge in Yosemite groping Santa right now
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 02:32 PM
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1. Okay, who's buying me the Groping Santa of the Month Club for XMas?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 02:33 PM
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2. Lying *always* fucks things up, and groping Santa is the key to survival.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 02:35 PM
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3. Let's play: How you can tell where someone is groping Santa from by the words they use:
Sorry, I'm using them all up. I'll stop now.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:27 PM
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4. Dude! Don't you know that it's MrCoffee's job to use up the good ones.
:hi:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:33 PM
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11. He hasn't shown up, and I'm slowly learning from the masters...
:hi:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:36 PM
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15. You learn well grasshopper.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:27 PM
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5. Do you believe in groping Santa?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:29 PM
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6. Report: Winehouse Groping Santa in London
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:30 PM
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7. anyone else here who simply does not grope Santa ..?
:P
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:30 PM
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8. What would you be doing 15 years ago instead of Groping Santa?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:31 PM
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9. Why Daddy shouldn't be groping Santa
Edited on Tue Dec-18-07 04:31 PM by skygazer
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:31 PM
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10. Post a phrase that would make someone grope Santa in 1977
:hi:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:33 PM
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12. He's got an 8-ball in his pocket
Oh, whoops - I thought I was supposed to come up with a phrase. :P
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:34 PM
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13. Since Nov 9th, I have been trying to get a Groping Santa license replaced...
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:36 PM
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14. I saw four Elk groping Santa in Montrose Co the other day
The reindeer were jealous.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:53 PM
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16. So I'm sitting here in the Great Hall of the Groping Santa in Yosemite right now
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 04:57 PM
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17. The problem with groping Santa
Ah, the possibilities... :-)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 05:53 PM
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18. Groping Santa during doctoral studies: Who has done it?
Better question: Who hasn't?\

:shrug:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 05:54 PM
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19. I have! I have!
Oh, wait...

:yoiks:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 05:57 PM
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22. Did you like his package?
:rofl:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 05:57 PM
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23. hee hee
:spray:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 05:56 PM
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20. Burtworm beat me to it!!
Edited on Tue Dec-18-07 05:56 PM by HypnoToad
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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blitzen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 05:57 PM
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21. I could use gift suggestions for a couple that is groping Santa
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-18-07 06:01 PM
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24. Who drinks groping Santa?
Edited on Tue Dec-18-07 06:02 PM by BurtWorm
Personally, I think it's the only way to do it.
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