OMFG! Britney may be getting married again, and this time she's picked a real WINNER. OMFG! OMFG!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

BRITNEY IS GETTING MARRIED OR SOMETHING



MSNBC says that Britney Spears may be planning to get married for the third time, this time to Sam Lufti, the seemingly random guy who has been hanging out with her for a few months now. It's never been clear if they are involved romantically, but by almost all accounts they are nothing but friends. Nonetheless, MSNBC says:

Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “ begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening." K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it. Britney is completely under Sam’s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes care of everything."

This is pretty touching. What a dreamboat this guy is. It sounds like a storybook home life, with Sam looking over his shoulder as he rifles through her wallet and Britney sitting on the couch, washing down chocolate chip cookies with cans of beer. Oh no, I promised myself I wouldn't cry!

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[Breeze54]

1. Did you sign the petition yet? HURRY!!

GO TO : http://www.StopBigMedia.com and sens a letter now!

We have less than 4 hours to stop that RW weasel FCC Chairman Martin!!

See my sig.

Screw Brittany.

[taterguy]

2. I would enjoy screwing Brittany

She's a little nutty but I'll be she's great in the sack

[NewJeffCT]

4. At the rate Britney is going

you may have your chance pretty soon...

[Bucky]

8. NewJeff, that was unkind. I don't think Britney has hit rock bottom yet.

[regnaD kciN]

3. Hey, Brit! Hold on for a few more days...

I understand Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon are splitting, so it would give you a great chance to hook up with Rick (or Pam)!

:evilgrin:

[meegbear]

5. K-Fed? Seemingly random guy?

What's the difference? :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. In a few years she'll choke on her vomit or die a coke-induced heart attack in a pool of urine

and then we won't have to hear about her any more, except the FOX News annual "remembrances of America's darling".

:puke:

When in comparison, Kevin Federline becomes the caring, responsible, concerned parent, you know she's fucked.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. Yeah...Fox interviewers asking you to recall where you were on the day "the music died"...

:rofl:

Federline has an EXCELLENT attorney and/or handlers. The ONLY negatives that have come out against him publicly since the custody battle began in earnest have been unsubstantiated "Kevin did this, Kevin did that" accusations from Britney. Meanwhile, all of her antics are on videotape. That's what happens when you make your hourly Starbucks run with a legion of photogs and TMZ cameramen documenting your every move.

[AspenRose]

10. That's messed up, isn't it?

Who would have thought K-Fed Ex would have been the RESPONSIBLE one with the kids? :wow:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. K-FED is the responsible one; China's a capitalist economic power; President shreds constitution

while democrats give him a rubber stamp; and Dubai has created an on-line college for management.

It's fucking bizarro world.

[Bucky]

7. One of the tell-tale signs of alcoholism is hanging out with your social inferiors.

A later sign is no longer having social inferiors. Which means she's still got some droppin' to do.

[skygazer]

11. CALL CONGRESS!!!11 RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!11!11

*yawn*

[cwydro]

12. oh dear.

So much money and so little brains.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. She's marrying Christopher Moltisanti?

Sort of looks like it from the picture.

[ellie]

15. Not only that,

her 16-year-old sister is pregnant! OMG!

[MilesColtrane]

16. My only question is, did she meet him in rehab, or on DouchebagMatch.com? n/t

[edbermac]

17. It would be funny if this guy also knocked up her sister Jamie Lynn.

Jay, Conan, Dave...forget the writers strike, just read the newspapers, these people are a gold mine of comedy material.

[Wapsie B]

18. Paging Jerry Springer!

Will Jerry Springer please pick up the white courtesy phone?


:rofl:

[abbeyco]

19. And, Sam's real name is Osama Lufti

So our redneck princess is marrying a furiner with a terrist name. Ding dang, ya'll!