I just had genital surgery, ASK ME ANYTHING!

[Sirveri]

It wasn't bad. We'll see how it turns out.

[seemunkee]

1. Ummm.

Are you sitting on an icebag?

[Sirveri]

5. no, it's really not that bad actually.

[rug]

2. How small was it?

[Sirveri]

6. Well it was as small as it is now. Size didn't change.

[JoePhilly]

3. Enlargement or Reduction?

Or Reattachment?

Or re-virgin-ation?

Or something tied or untied?

Or something put in, or something removed?

The mind races .....

[Sirveri]

4. Frenulum removed

[Bucky]

7. A frenulumectomy.

A frenulum in need is a frenulum indeed.

Don't be offended. I'm making fun of everybody's medical problems today. I'm conducting a field test on karma.

[no name no slogan]

8. a frenulum in need is a frenulum indeed

aisle seat, please

[Sock Puppet]

11. ...

:rofl:

[Sirveri]

15. Oh believe me, it's not a frenulum anymore.

Trust me on this one.

[Bucky]

16. I'm just saying it's times like this when you find out who your real frenulums are

Cut the wheat from the chaffing, if you will.

[Connonym]

21. so are you saying you were dicktied?

I've know people to have frenulectomies in their mouth but never down below....inneresting

[Sirveri]

23. Sort of, I would explain it, but lack time.

Research frenulum breve. Basically the frenulum was too tight and causing issues when I uhhh... used the organ.

[Bucky]

24. It's possible to have two frenula in your mouth, but...

...it requires a friend's help.

[JoePhilly]

9. You made that up ...

There is a Pee Pee and some balls, and thats' it!!!!

O8)

Actually ... I had to Google that word .... OUCH btw ... This is one of the first things I found through Google ....

The prepuce is formed by a combination of folding and unfolding and epithelial proliferation, and separates from the glans after it has developed a blood supply. The arterial input, through 4 branches from the external pudendal arteries, is terminal and after birth supplies the outer and inner preputial surfaces in succession. Similarly, the venous return arises from small veins running transversely in the prepuce that connect to larger subcutaneous veins along the dorsal surface of the shaft. Because the two preputial surfaces have one blood supply they must be treated as 1 unit. Unfolding the prepuce leaves the former inner segment with only a terminal blood supply. The pedicle containing the superficial blood supply must remain attached to the skin flap or it will be devascularized. However, since this circulation goes exclusively to the flap, the more proximal portion of the prepuce that was raised to form the pedicle becomes ischemic when used as ventral cover. A double faced flap avoids this complication.

After reading this, my head hurt .. so I stopped reading and started counting ... there are no less than 10 words in here that I've never seen before.

I stopped looking after this ... Get better soon!!

[Bucky]

13. You should memorize that definition in case someone ever wants you to 'talk dirty' to them

[JVS]

25. Why?

[Sirveri]

28. Good question.

Chronic infections and frenulum breve. Basically it was hurting me AND my wife. So I finally had it dealt with since I have socializied medicine and it's free! WOO HOO FREE MEDICAL!

[BurtWorm]

10. Who's the Surgeon Genital?

:crazy:

[MissMillie]

18. good work!

:thumbsup:

[taterguy]

12. Are you gonna be riding your bicycle to work tomorrow?

If not, why do you hate the environment?
(Making fun of myself in case some folks couldn't tell)

[Sirveri]

14. I hate the environment because I'm in the Navy.

AND I run a nuclear reactor at that! MWHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

[rug]

17. Wonderful, the people running nuclear reactors have scalpels near their balls.

[Sirveri]

19. We're also worked 85 hours a week...

Underpaid, treated like shit (by both Navy and shipmates for various reasons), forced to leave our families for six months straight at a time, and spend the majority of our time doing things that have nothing to do with nuclear power that vastly increase our workload.

[Indi Guy]

20. Are you now enjoying an "upturn" in events - or will this come later?...

;)

edit for stupid question

[Sirveri]

22. Stiches still in.

It's really quite strange, I willingly had someone cut off part of my penis.

That's just such a bizarre thought to me.

It was of course a defective item, completely scarred beyond repair, fused with multiple skin bridges. These things do happen.

[hisownpetard]

26. Sometimes just a wave and a smile are enough to get a response.

:hi: :7

Please don't make me think about your frenulum while I'm having my coffee.
Frenulum? I don't even know 'im!

[Orrex]

27. Tell them to give you something for the pain but not for the swelling

:evilgrin:

[hippywife]

29. Wikipedia has pics!

:rofl: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_breve