I am all seeing, all knowing. I have the answers to every question in your life. Ask me anything.

[Bucky]

G'head. I dare ya.

[BlueIris]

1. What is the next big disaster coming my way?

C'mon, take a guess...

[Bucky]

5. An airplane is going to land on your head. Thursday.

I suggest wearing a helmet and possibly moving three steps to the left.

[CreekDog]

14. Wait. Is it going to land on his head after he moves?

or if he doesn't move?

I don't trust your motives here.

:shrug:

[Bucky]

23. Spoiler alert

He's really a chick.

[AllegroRondo]

2. What do I get my wife for Christmas?

[Bucky]

7. A puppy.

And a fork. She makes a mess when she eats puppy with her hands.

[LynneSin]

3. Why are you an idiot?

:hide:

[Bucky]

9. For your information, missy, I'm an idiot savant.

Got it? Sa-fuckin'-vant!

[flvegan]

4. How and where can I legally and with minimal effort obtain $2 million?

None of this lottery crap, either.

[Bucky]

6. By close of business Wednesday, take out a life insurance policy on BlueIris.

Also, don't let her wear that construction helmet she's about to buy.

[racaulk]

8. What will be the next major flamewar in GD or GDP?

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

10. Thursday. The tinfoil crowd will be insisting Rove took out BlueIris with that airplane.

And of course anyone who took out a life insurance policy on her is obviously in on that conspiracy.

[BrotherBuzz]

11. If there is no God, who pushes up the next kleenex?

[Bucky]

16. The Clenis. Or in this case, the Kleenis.

There's also a Clampon, but you don't want to know about that.

[triguy46]

12. Is Schrödinger's Cat alive or dead?

[Bucky]

18. Lucy keeps on listening to Schrödinger play, never speaking her love for him. But he's gay.

Oh, and it's a tiny toddler piano, not a cat.

[CreekDog]

13. Do you do cold-reading?

[Bucky]

19. Yes. In fact, I know what you're thinking about right now.

You're thinking about sex.

[CreekDog]

22. lucky guess

does that make you a genius?

[Bucky]

26. I can be more specific if you like

Should I continue...

...or shall we preserve your remaining dignity?

[CreekDog]

27. Actually I wasn't thinking of that until I saw those images

Now off to therapy to see if I can get them out of my head.

Thanks!

ps-I think you accidentally read DuStrange's mind, not mine.

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. When will I win the CA and Mega-Million lotteries?

I need to know, y'know...got plans and can't wait...

[Bucky]

21. You won't. In fact, you won't be winning anything until October 2009.

And before you ask... Best costume at the office Halloween party. You'll be dressed as President Obama's naughty intern. But don't get too excited: the prize for best costume that year is the office's old coffee machine that they're finally replacing.

[quip]

17. Paper or plastic?

:shrug:

[Bucky]

20. Canvas. It doesn't hurt you to bring your own totebag to the store. But it saves the earth.

Not that the earth is doing you any favors lately.

[BurtWorm]

24. Where did I put those goddamn keys?

:wtf:

[Bucky]

25. Check the laundry chute.

And quit coming home drunk on a work night.