51nc3 50u7hp4wk1ck3r w3n7 7h3 12 y34r 0|d r0u73. |375 5h0w h1m h0w 70 74|k |1k3 7h3 h4ck3r5 w3 4r3!

[Solon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C72YCou1UY&feature=related

:hi:

[RushIsRot]

1. Damn! I just sold my decoder ring on eBay!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. I thought your cat had taken over your keyboard.

:D

[Solon]

4. No, the last time the cat took over my keyboard...

She typed: "Feed me you pathetic shit, or I'll kick your ass."

:scared:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. and she could and she will --

:D

[Solon]

7. I'm not ashamed to admit that my cat has kicked my ass before...

and sometimes, I think she's trying to kill me. Always trying to trip me down stairs, and one night she tried to smother me while I was asleep!

:scared:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. Why do they get in between the feet? And why do they want to

sleep on top of my face? It is a conspiracy.

[Solon]

15. I think so to, especially if you have more than one in the house...

and they congregate in one room, then you walk in, and all of the sudden they ignore each other. A conspiracy I tell you!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. Yes. My two are like that. So funny and they might as well be

identical twins. They are litter brothers and resemble each other very closely. It is their personalities that distinguish them from each other.

[Solon]

21. Do you remember the picture of my tuxedo cat and the tortoiseshell in the container?

they are sisters, and while the colors are completely different, they are exactly the same size and body type. Their personalities, of course, are completely different as well.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. I loved that picture. I laughed out loud.

I hope someone send it off for a DUzy. It deserves one.

[Solon]

23. Thanks! Here's another one of just Reeses in it...

Yeah, that's the cat's name.



I don't know what possessed her to think a plastic container that small would be a good place to take a nap, but cats rarely make sense to me.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. My Shiloh likes to sleep in my sink in the bathroom and they

both love to watch the water when I flush the commode. I have pix. Maybe one day I will post some.

[Solon]

25. Sylvester, the tuxedo cat...

yeah, original name there. :eyes:

Anyways, she likes to lay on my computer monitor, like this:



Oh, and here are the sisters together:



You should post some pictures, cats are cute!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. Those are wonderful.

You have two sisters? I have two brothers! They are grey striped tabbies found in the woods by my best friend, litter of four. I got the biggest (Shocco) and the Runt (Shiloh). My friend kept one (Taj) and another friend got the only girl. They are 6 months old and HUGE!!! I almost wonder if they are half wild cat :D

[Solon]

27. There's an interesting story behind how these cats came about...

A stray cat that I named Snickers started hanging around, and I adopted her. She seemed friendly, and I was saving money up for a vet visit to get her spayed. However, she snuck out one night, and then came back. I didn't think anything about it, but until she gets her shots and spayed, I wasn't letting her out again. So, must have been a few weeks later, she was laying on my bed, and I laid my head on her belly, just lightly, and I felt, and heard, more than one heartbeat inside her belly.

So, a while later, she gives birth to 4 healthy kittens, she was herself a longerhaired cat(medium length, not like a Persian). So I kept the two shorthaired kittens, and the two longhaired ones, which were male, I gave to some friends. Soon after the kittens were all weaned, Snickers took off, she snuck out AGAIN, and didn't return. I looked for her for weeks, but she was half feral, the only consolation is that I was able to get her spayed before she left. My cats are almost 2 years old now.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. That is a nice story. I am sure you miss her.

I need to get Shocco and Shiloh snipped as well. I am really broke right now. Anyway, my friend is supposed to get me some kind of coupons that the vets will fix them for free since they are strays that we adopted. I am thinking this needs to be done very soon. They are big all over :wow:

[Solon]

33. Yeah I miss her...

I figure that she just decided to bless me with some kittens, they are cute, and sweet, despite what some of my posts may imply. :)

Sounds like your kitties are beginning to get to the age of teenagers, maybe you could contact the local Humane Society and see if they offer free "fixings" so to speak, or at a reduced rate. How big are they getting?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

35. When do cats reach full growth? I swear they look like full grown

cats. They are NOT fat, just big. Their heads are huge and they are broad in the shoulders. Their feet are big. And they have this tawny undercoloring that is unusual to me. Their stripes turn into spots in places. They are long and lean and very loving. Shiloh has that kind of double purr and tends to "make wool" (that kneading gesture--know what I mean?). They are both laid out on the sofa right now. Together they take up the whole sofa!!

[Solon]

36. Looks like a cross between Marbled and Striped tabby...

Either that, or its a part of their development, cats sometimes change coloration or patterns as they mature. They sound like they are quite big, and most likely are either fully grown or close to it. I know what you mean with the "make wool" behavior, they are actually imitating the behavior kittens have before they are weaned, to stimulate their mother's mammary glands to feed. Generally they are supposed to outgrow that behavior, but if they aren't weaned properly, cats will continue the behavior into adulthood, usually as a sign of contentment and/or wanting attention.

Are these the first cats you have ever had?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. Heavens No. I am a cat person from way back. I was always

bringing strays home as a child. I have not had any in several years. Well, there was this stray who I adopted for a while, a couple of years ago. I called her Gracie. I don't know what happened with her. She disappeard just like she appeared. It was a sign from the spirit world, I am sure of it now.

[Solon]

42. That's how I view Snickers...

As a sign.

I've always been a cat person as well, and I brought a few strays home with me as a kid, to my parents' annoyance. :)

I just love animals in general, and cats in particular, sometimes I prefer their company to that of other humans.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

44. Yes.

I think I have monopolized your thread:blush:
It has been nice talking with you about cats and tea:)

[Solon]

45. That's OK, its not like I didn't participate in it myself...

I enjoyed both our conversations tonight, I hope you try that Bubble Tea, I'm sure there's a local location around where you live that makes it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

46. I think

there is one about 50 miles from me. Maybe I will try it next time I am down that way.

[Solon]

50. You should, its really good...

Well, I'm going to go to bed, so I just want to say good night.

[no name no slogan]

3. 1337 1z t3h sUx0r

[Solon]

5. 0h h3|| n0 y0u d1dn'7 ju57 54y 7h47 5h17!!!!!

:P

[yewberry]

8. D0 y0u r34||y 7h1nk h3|| b3 4b|3 70 r34d 17?

3v3ry0n3 0n b04rd 7h3 3|173 7r41n!!

[Solon]

11. N4h, h3 15n'7 3|173 3n0u6h, ju57 4 p053ur!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7251657&mesg_id=7252668

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

9. W4Y D0 U H8 M3R1CA?

[Solon]

13. 4m3r1c4 15 f0r 5uck3r5!

:P

[SPKrazy]

17. U W177 BU26 4 TH^T

[Solon]

19. 0h R34||y? 1 d0ub7 7h47.

[Kutjara]

10. Excuse me...

I speak Jive.

[SPKrazy]

12. ROFL

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

such a great line

:thumbsup:

[Solon]

16. I love that movie! n/t

[Gonzo Gardener]

20. #3'5 0l\l 70 '/0v...

72'/ p16 l471l\l, K04'/? ;-)

[Solon]

29. Pig Latin, plus 1337, are you nuts? n/t

[Gonzo Gardener]

34. Yep, mostly.

:crazy:

Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Latin#Pig_Latin_in_programming

Pig Latin in programming

A common exercise in programming classes to teach the concept of recursion is to define a procedure or function that, when given a word in normal English, yields the Pig Latin equivalent. The simplest way to write such a procedure is to set a base case for words beginning with vowels (add "ay"), and a recursive case that moves the first letter to the end of the word for re-evaluation.


Internationalization and localization encoding

The common internationalization and localization encoding used for Pig Latin is x-pig-latin or x-lap. It is not defined in any language specifications and is considered experimental, hence the 'x'. The proper way to get it to work on Linux and other operating systems which support the standard gettext application is to set the po file to: [e-mail].

[fizzgig]

28. doesn't it hurt your head to type like that?

[Solon]

30. N4h, 17 ju57 5h0w5 h0w fuck1n6 4w350m3 1 4m!

:)

[Steely_Dan]

32. Your little cartoon had me in stitches

[Fire Walk With Me]

38. Lol! Your cartoon sums up the internet experience perfectly!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. Mind if I snag that? It is the very deal!!

n/t

[fizzgig]

43. go for it

i can't even remember where i got it

[BrotherBuzz]

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|)|21|\||< |\/|()|23 ()\/4|_71|\|3?

[Gonzo Gardener]

48. I thought the decoder rings came in Cracker Jack boxes...

but I loves me some...

[BrotherBuzz]

54. Yes, Cracker Jack had them, but I was thinking Christmas Story

A secret decoder was an inexpensive toy popular among young children from the 1930s through the rest of the 20th century. It was occasionally included as a toy prize in boxes of breakfast cereal and snack foods, such as Cracker Jack. Usually, as radio premiums, a proof of purchase (boxtop, label, or jar seal) was sent to the sponsor by mail. Among the most famous decoders were the ones given to kids by the makers of Ovaltine. Ovaltine started cryptological premiums for the Little Orphan Annie radio program, and continued with the Captain Midnight radio and television programs.

There is an urban legend that the Little Orphan Annie radio show transmitted a secret message that deciphered to, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine." Actually, no such message was ever sent, but the legend was immortalized in the movie A Christmas Story.

[Gonzo Gardener]

56. Where can I get me one of those?

:wow: and thanks for the history lesson!

:toast:

[BrotherBuzz]

59. Trust me, you don't want one, it will turn your ring finger green

Oh, wait, your fingers are already green. ;)

[hfojvt]

40. Would our Catullus talk that way?

Go wash your mouth out with some virtual soap.

[krispos42]

47. Since southpawkicker went the 12-yea-rold route, let's show him how to talk like the hackers we are!

Hmph. Trying to give the NSA fits, are we?

-.. --- -. .- .-.. -.. / .-. ..- -- ... ..-. . .-.. -.. / .. ... / --. .. ...- .. -. --. / - .... . / .--. .-. . ... .. -.. . -. - / .... .. ... / -.. .- .. .-.. -.-- / -... .-. .. . ..-. .. -. --. .-.-.- / .... . / -.-. --- -. -.-. .-.. ..- -.. . ... / -... -.-- / ... .- -.-- .. -. --. ---... / .-..-. -.-- . ... - . .-. -.. .- -.-- --..-- / ...-- / -... .-. .- --.. .. .-.. .. .- -. / ... --- .-.. -.. .. . .-. ... / .-- . .-. . / -.- .. .-.. .-.. . -.. .-.-.- .-..-.

.-..-. --- .... / -. --- .-.-.- .-..-. / - .... . / .--. .-. . ... .. -.. . -. - / . -..- -.-. .-.. .- .. -- ... .-.-.- / .-..-. - .... .- - .----. ... / - . .-. .-. .. -... .-.. . .-.-.- .-..-.

.... .. ... / ... - .- ..-. ..-. / ... .. - ... / ... - ..- -. -. . -.. / .- - / - .... .. ... / -.. .. ... .--. .-.. .- -.-- / --- ..-. / . -- --- - .. --- -. --..-- / -. . .-. ...- --- ..- ... .-.. -.-- / .-- .- - -.-. .... .. -. --. / .- ... / - .... . / .--. .-. . ... .. -.. . -. - / ... .. - ... --..-- / .... . .- -.. / .. -. / .... .- -. -.. ... .-.-.-

..-. .. -. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- --..-- / - .... . / .--. .-. . ... .. -.. . -. - / .-.. --- --- -.- ... / ..- .--. / .- -. -.. / .- ... -.- ... --..-- / .-..-. .... --- .-- / -- .- -. -.-- / .. ... / .- / -... .-. .- --.. .. .-.. .-.. .. --- -. ..--.. .-..-.

:P

[SPKrazy]

49. i always wanted to be a hacker

:P
but i don't know shit about it

:hi:

so the 12 year old route is the only way I know :rofl:

[krispos42]

51. Go translate the Morse, you pre-teen you...

:-)

[SPKrazy]

53. i'm too tired

i see two of everything

:hi:

later

[Gonzo Gardener]

55. --. .-- -... = One followed by many zeros

:rofl:

[krispos42]

57. Oh my god

:spray: :rofl:

I'm putting you in for a DUzy!!!

:yourock:

[Gonzo Gardener]

58. ...

I'm hot tonight, lol

check it: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7253448&mesg_id=7253563

:rofl:

[BrotherBuzz]

60. NSA boys snooze with Morse code these days. I like to wake them up in cleartext like this....

Waihopai, INFOSEC, Information Security, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Priavacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National Information Infrastructure, InfoSec, Reno, Compsec, Computer Terrorism, Firewalls, Secure Internet Connections, ISS, Passwords, DefCon V, Hackers, Encryption, Espionage, USDOJ, NSA, CIA, S/Key, SSL, FBI, Secert Service, USSS, Defcon, Military, White House, Undercover, NCCS, Mayfly, PGP, PEM, RSA, Perl-RSA, MSNBC, bet, AOL, AOL TOS, CIS, CBOT, AIMSX, STARLAN, 3B2, BITNET, COSMOS, DATTA, E911, FCIC, HTCIA, IACIS, UT/RUS, JANET, JICC, ReMOB, LEETAC, UTU, VNET, BRLO, BZ, CANSLO, CBNRC, CIDA, JAVA, Active X, Compsec 97, LLC, DERA, Mavricks, Meta-hackers, ^?, Steve Case, Tools, Telex, Military Intelligence, Scully, Flame, Infowar, Bubba, Freeh, Archives, Sundevil, jack, Investigation, ISACA, NCSA, spook words, Verisign, Secure, ASIO, Lebed, ICE, NRO, Lexis-Nexis, NSCT, SCIF, FLiR, Lacrosse, Flashbangs, HRT, DIA, USCOI, CID, BOP, FINCEN, FLETC, NIJ, ACC, AFSPC, BMDO, NAVWAN, NRL, RL, NAVWCWPNS, NSWC, USAFA, AHPCRC, ARPA, LABLINK, USACIL, USCG, NRC, ~, CDC, DOE, FMS, HPCC, NTIS, SEL, USCODE, CISE, SIRC, CIM, ISN, DJC, SGC, UNCPCJ, CFC, DREO, CDA, DRA, SHAPE, SACLANT, BECCA, DCJFTF, HALO, HAHO, FKS, 868, GCHQ, DITSA, SORT, AMEMB, NSG, HIC, EDI, SAS, SBS, UDT, GOE, DOE, GEO, Masuda, Forte, AT, GIGN, Exon Shell, CQB, CONUS, CTU, RCMP, GRU, SASR, GSG-9, 22nd SAS, GEOS, EADA, BBE, STEP, Echelon, Dictionary, MD2, MD4, MDA, MYK, 747,777, 767, MI5, 737, MI6, 757, Kh-11, Shayet-13, SADMS, Spetznaz, Recce, 707, CIO, NOCS, Halcon, Duress, RAID, Psyops, grom, D-11, SERT, VIP, ARC, S.E.T. Team, MP5k, DREC, DEVGRP, DF, DSD, FDM, GRU, LRTS, SIGDEV, NACSI, PSAC, PTT, RFI, SIGDASYS, TDM. SUKLO, SUSLO, TELINT, TEXTA. 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Meade, press-release, Indigo, wire transfer, e-cash, Bubba the Love Sponge, Digicash, zip, SWAT, Ortega, PPP, crypto-anarchy, AT&T, SGI, SUN, MCI, Blacknet, Middleman, KLM, Blackbird, plutonium, Texas, jihad, SDI, Uzi, Fort Meade, supercomputer, bullion, 3, Blackmednet, Propaganda, ABC, Satellite phones, Planet-1, cryptanalysis, nuclear, FBI, Panama, fissionable, Sears Tower, NORAD, Delta Force, SEAL, virtual, Dolch, secure shell, screws, Black-Ops, Area51, SABC, basement, data-haven, black-bag, TEMPSET, Goodwin, rebels, ID, MD5, IDEA, garbage, market, beef, Stego, unclassified, utopia, orthodox, Alica, SHA, Global, gorilla, Bob, Pseudonyms, MITM, Gray Data, VLSI, mega, Leitrim, Yakima, Sugar Grove, Cowboy, Gist, 8182, Gatt, Platform, 1911, Geraldton, UKUSA, veggie, 3848, Morwenstow, Consul, Oratory, Pine Gap, Menwith, Mantis, DSD, BVD, 1984, Flintlock, cybercash, government, hate, speedbump, illuminati, president, freedom, cocaine, $, Roswell, ESN, COS, E.T., credit card, b9, fraud, assasinate, virus, anarchy, rogue, mailbomb, 888, Chelsea, 1997, Whitewater, MOD, York, plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, SGDN, Nike, Atlas, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, PGP 2.6.2., PGP 5.0i, PGP 5.1, siliconpimp, Lynch, 414, Face, Pixar, IRIDF, eternity server, Skytel, Yukon, Templeton, LUK, Cohiba, Soros, Standford, niche, 51, H&K, USP, ^, sardine, bank, EUB, USP, PCS, NRO, Red Cell, Glock 26, snuffle, Patel, package, ISI, INR, INS, IRS, GRU, RUOP, GSS, NSP, SRI, Ronco, Armani, BOSS, Chobetsu, FBIS, BND, SISDE, FSB, BfV, IB, froglegs, JITEM, SADF, advise, TUSA, HoHoCon, SISMI, FIS, MSW, Spyderco, UOP, SSCI, NIMA, MOIS, SVR, SIN, advisors, SAP, OAU, PFS, Aladdin, chameleon man, Hutsul, CESID, Bess, rail gun, Peering, 17, 312, NB, CBM, CTP, Sardine, SBIRS, SGDN, ADIU, DEADBEEF, IDP, IDF, Halibut, SONANGOL, Flu, &, Loin, PGP 5.53, EG&G, AIEWS, AMW, WORM, MP5K-SD, 1071, WINGS, cdi, DynCorp, UXO, Ti, THAAD, package, chosen, PRIME, SURVIAC,UFO.

[Chovexani]

52. Jesus Christ I can read that

I've spent way too much time on the Intertoobz. :evilfrown:

[Jamastiene]

61. Funn1357.7hr34d.3v3r.

:rofl: