Miz t. went to the party. I stayed home.

[trof]

Woke up at 3 this morning with intestinal cramps.
Don't know what brought this gut bug on, but it's INCREDIBLY...um...gassy.

Not much to do buy let it run its course.
We were looking forward to our friends' party tonight.
Around 5 o'clock I said "I don't think so. I don't feel so bad, but if I went I'd have to spend most of the evening out on the patio. Just out of consideration for the other guests."

If I had a methane burning generator, I think I could power a small village.
whew

The guy having the party is an excellent cook.
It's a 'Soup Dinner'.
He's made 3 soups.
It sounded good a few days ago.
But somehow 'Gator and Crab Soup doesn't sound quite right now.
Nor does Crawfish Bisque.
I'm in more of a chicken soup (possibly consommé?) mode/mood.
Dry toast. Or maybe plain saltines.

So...she's off to an evening of exotic food and I'm here with DU.
But you guys will be glad I'm only here digitally, and not in person.
;-)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. You should have gone to the party!

They could have used you to keep the fondue pot warm.

[trof]

2. I could DO that!

'Scuse me.
I have to step outside for a minute.
Just want to look at the moon.

[lost-in-nj]

3. Stay away from Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7248866

We would be doomed.... I say

DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



hope you feel better

[trof]

4. Thanks. Believe me, these ain't kangaroo farts.