What's your favorite Family Guy "This is worse than the time..." (flashback) quote?

[Bossy Monkey]

My Google Fu is failing me. I'm sure that there's a complete list somewhere, but I'm damned if I can find it. IMDb has all of two, and they aren't outstandingly funny. Anyway, come up with 9 or more and I'll no doubt run a poll eventually.

My favorite was the fakeout one from "Saving Private Brian": Stewie: "They'll come after you like Peter came after that hockey coach! (Pause) No clip? Huh. Thought we had a clip." (See? My Google skills haven't atrophied completely.:))

And you?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. "This is worse than the time I was a nanny for those two kids"

And Peter, dressed as Mary Poppins, falls through the ceiling and kills the two kids. Shudders in horror, throws up, pushes them under the bed leaving a big trail of blood, vomits again, and then jumps out the window.

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Never saw it, but am dying laughing from your description

Does this reflect poorly on me? (Ie, does this make me a sick fuck?)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. It was from just a couple weeks ago

I about died from laughter, especially since it just kept building up the humor - squashing the kids in a giant pool of blood, then a pause and then the shuddering... then the vomiting... and so on. It was perfectly timed, and is a rather long visual gag that had me gasping for breath at the end of it.

[_testify_]

10. YES!

I nearly wet myself at that one! :rofl:

[sasquatch]

3. Mickey Rooney Crazy Pills

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

5. This is worse than the time Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet...

This is worse than the time I went on that blind date with Gary Coleman in Mexico

:rofl:

[Bossy Monkey]

7. I don't remember these either; I must have missed a lot of Family Guy

But HEE!

[racaulk]

6. Not "worse than the time" flashbacks, but here are two of my favorites.

In the "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea Episode," Peter and Lois were discussing British people (since they had a new British neighbor). Lois said something (I don't remember what), and Peter said, "Yeah, that's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli." Flashback to Benjamin Disraeli writing something at his desk, he stops, looks up, and says, "You don't even know who I am."

There was another episode (I don't remember which one) where there was a flashback of Peter trying ecstasy. He was on the couch with Stewie and Brian watching TV. He says something to Stewie like "How ya doing that with your head there?" He says to Brian, "Oh Brian, your ears are so soft. Your ears are like dog ears!" Peter says how soft the couch is, slides onto the floor and starts taking off his clothes. He eventually strips down to his tighty whities and ends up rolling around on the floor giggling. The whole time, Stewie and Brian just ignore him and keep watching TV with blank stares on their faces.

Those two flashbacks were classic!!! :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. "This isnt' the first time I've had a problem with my eating."

Cut to Peter noisily eating potato chips while Nazis search for Anne Frank's hideout.

I've never seen a more appalling and hilarious sketch in my life, and I don't think it'll ever be topped.

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Evil. Also hysterical n/t

[DS1]

9. rabrrrrr's is a good one

I also like the time when they were at one of those places where they get you in to sell you timeshare places, and the choices are between the boat or what's in the mystery box, and Peter says "hey, this is like that time when we were at the timeshare place and I chose the box over the boat" and it flashes back to them coming back through the street and all the neighbors have boats and the box prize was total crap, then it flashes back forwards to them, again with the same option, and Peter again takes what's in the box over the boat.

[CreekDog]

11. I want to see the one where someone gets Rickrolled

But I can't find the clip, some copyright violation I guess.

I think I like the Star Wars episode, where they have a power failure and the dad starts telling the story of Star Wars --that was hilarious.