DUers who like Swimming - check in here

[LynneSin]

Turns out Swimming is just like being Waterboarded.

Bet ya didn't know that one.

Thank you Sen. Kit Bond for clearing that one up for all of us

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. OMG!! I PAID for waterboarding lessons for my children???!!!!

:cry:

[LynneSin]

3. *** Dials Child Services in VA *** Hello, I'd like to report a mom torturing her kids

She took em to swimming lessons. According to Kit Bond that's just like waterboarding

[sasquatch]

6. Post #4

[sasquatch]

4. Teenmidlo would be better off with matcom then

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

8. OMG - we just justified turning the welfare of TeenMidlo over to a madman

:scared:

[sasquatch]

9. I know, that's very frightening

:D:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. OMG!! Poor TM!!!

:scared:

[LynneSin]

12. Poor TM??!! How many years have you been waterboarding that poor girl

seriously - you are not fit to keep her anymore! I'm so glad Kit Bond was able to expose the house of horrors that goes on at the Midlo household

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Isn't this water boarding?

[LynneSin]

5. Well Kit specifically said Backstroke and Freestyle

so you'd have to send him an email and ask him to clarify that one

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Will do

:rofl:

[Bucky]

10. Freestyle swimming is waterboarding. Butterfly stroke is more like electrodes to your testicles.

Have you ever belly flopped off a diving board? It's really indistinguishable from having your thumbnails removed by pliers until you reveal names of fellow terrorists.

[Solon]

13. Senator Shit Bond, that Gods be damned motherfucker...

what a fucking asshole, and that's putting it lightly! x(