What kind of beer do Freepers drink?

[Kucinich4America]

Yeah, it's easy to go for the easy joke and say it's the cheap, watered-down crap like Old Milwaukie or good ol' Schmidt "animal beer". Lately I've been getting the impression that it might be something else for some Freeps though. Maybe the ones who aren't WalMart greeters.

Anybody want to take a stab at it? :evilgrin:

[Arugula Latte]

1. I'd guess Coors.

x(

Rightwing swill from Golden, CO.

[XemaSab]

7. Ol' Adolph brews some mighty fine

piss water. x(

[BOSSHOG]

2. The stuff

that previous customers leave behind on the bar?

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

3. Natural Light and Bud are my guesses

[flvegan]

4. I'm tempted to Digg this.

[FredScuttle]

5. Zima

[Taverner]

6. Keystone Light, Miller Lite, some kind of crap beer

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Near Beer?

Supposedly, that's what Dubya drinks.

Or maybe KoolAid Draft.

[TheMightyFavog]

9. Probably Budweiser

aka fermented horse piss. (there's a reason they still have those Clydesdales.)

[judaspriestess]

10. Generic X

with the white label. Special buy at wal-mart direct from China. You can get leaded or unleaded.

[SPKrazy]

11. generic light

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

12. whatever kind is in their mom's fridge? nt

[ChickMagic]

13. Lone Star?

I sometimes like a longneck though.

[IzaSparrow]

23. Pabst owns LoneStar,

but it is brewed by Miller fwiw

[Guava Jelly]

14. Coors because it is the closest thing to bottled piss

..

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Shitty, tasteless mass-produced crap.

Miller, Coors, Bud, PBR, Red White and Blue, Busch, and so forth.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. ...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. Whatever they can afford with their food stamps.

[quip]

18. Heinie-kin

:rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

25. HEINEKEN!?!

F@ck that sh*t!!! Pabst BLUE ribbon!






.

[gmoney]

28. ah, you beat me to it, neighbor.

"Here's to BEn...?"

[IzaSparrow]

19. corporate Blue Moon...nt

[Redstone]

20. Whatever kind someone else will buy for them.

Redstone

[kentauros]

21. Bear Whiz Beer

"Son, it's in the water. That's why it's yellow."



(from Firesign Theater)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

22. Beery tasting piss or pissy tasting beer.

Probably Colorado Kool Aid (Coors).

Watered down Panther piss.

[Oddball]

24. Photographic Proof, Freepers Drink....

...Bud.

[sarge43]

26. Lone Star

It's reconstituted Aggie piss - a perfect match.

[JackBeck]

27. Beer?

I always assumed they were drunk on moonshine to suppress the excruciating pain after their circumcision because someone kicked their sister in the jaw.

[Trailrider1951]

29. Bud Light

No doubt about it.




Didn't I hear something about sex in a canoe? :P

[HughBeaumont]

30. Wiedemann's Warm Piss.

Fuck freepers.