Hahahahah! Girl’s Chinese Tattoo of Boyfriend’s Name Really Spells ‘Supermarket’

[ohiosmith]

link: http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=13034?1

[KitchenWitch]

1. At least it does not say General Tsao's Chicken

[AllegroRondo]

2. could have been "beef with brocolli"

[Deja Q]

4. Oooh, nice florets!

:7

[underpants]

3. and he really liked the LO MEIN ifyouknowwhatImean

;-)

[ohiosmith]

21. hahahah!

:applause:

[formerrepuke]

5. They should have one which says: "I can't read Chinese"

[XemaSab]

6. Or one that just says "white girl."

:o

[Lydia Leftcoast]

7. We get people signing on to the Japanese translators' mailing list

asking how to say various trendy slogans in Japanese. The response is always, "This is for a tattoo, right?"

This fad for Chinese/Japanese tattoos is the mirror image of the Japanese desire to have T-shirts and shopping bags with English written on them...whether the English makes any sense or not.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. The Japanese richly deserve their own version of "engrish.com".

We have it coming. :)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

9. I've heard of people just copying signs out of Chinatown store windows

and ending up with tattoos that say things like, "For sale cheap" or "Experienced help wanted."

[grace0418]

27. They do. Trust me.

I have a friend who laughs at all the pro athletes tattoos. Marcus Camby has one that says "study" and one that says "highway".

[NewJeffCT]

10. I know a guy that it happened to

and yes, he's an idiot.

[BreweryYardRat]

11. This is why you do your research before getting a tattoo.

And for the record, I will NEVER get a Chinese/Japanese character tattoo. Tacky and stupid.

[redqueen]

18. That's your opinion.

I think they're pretty. :)

[XemaSab]

44. Egyptian's much better

:)

(and no, it's not an eye of Horus :eyes: )

[BreweryYardRat]

46. What hieroglyph is it, then?

Somehow, I can't see you with a Hathor tattoo.

Thoth's Ibis?

[XemaSab]

47. A bennu bird

It's a type of heron. :)

[Shine]

12. That reminds me of the convicted criminal who misspelled the word "Satan"

and tattooed "Satin", instead. :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

14. My uncle the fundy minister did that in a congregation newsletter once

He used to send out a quarterly letter/cassette tape to his friends and family. In one newsletter he told us all to turn away from Satin.

From that day forward I only wore cotton or cotton/wool blends.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Well, satin _is_ very decadent. But shame on you for wearing blends. You know

we are supposed to stay away from garments made of two cloths. :rofl:

[Tyler Durden]

24. Only if you're Jewish.

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Satin get thee behind me!

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. My Japanese partner used to love pointing out what the gangbangers' shirts and hats and tattooes

really said when we lived in NYC.

It was hilarious!

Just like I love going to Japan and reading their t-shirts that are in English and make no sense at all.

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. Hubby has a huge collection of kung fu movies and some of the hex errors (translations) will just

about kill you with laughter. *wiping eyes just at the thought*

[Iggo]

20. Oh, yeah.

I remember one in particular where the evil boss guy was ordering one of his hench-dudes to ravish...well, to put it plainly, rape...this one woman.

The overdubbed dialog went like this: "SEDUCE HER!!!"

Even though I was just a wee tad, I remember laughing at that one 'til it hurt.

[Mojorabbit]

17. What caught my eye

was the title to another story on that page.
Angry Thai Women Lead the World in Penis Slashings. Who knew?

[baldguy]

19. Why do people who can't read Chinese get tatoos of Chinese characters?

That's just asking for trouble.

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. I personally would think it were hilarious

if that happened to me. I'm imagining the reactions when I'd tell them in perfect deadpan, "It says 'supermarket.'"

[KitchenWitch]

25. I have to meet you sometime!

We would have a riot.

[Ellen Forradalom]

33. Why don't I do the Zot Trot triathlon in February?

It's on the UCI campus.
http://www.ucitriathlon.com/Race.html

[KitchenWitch]

36. That would be awesome!

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. You realize that means

that I'm inviting myself to stay at your house the night before.
:P

[KitchenWitch]

40. LOL

That could be arranged.

:D

Your son could stay here too.

[Courtesy Flush]

23. Regret your tattoo now. Why wait till you're forty?

[AnneD]

30. In my duties as a Nurse....

I have seen planty of old tatoos. My friends were once bugging me to get a tatoo. I shut them up when I told them that I would get a shar pei puppy tatooed over my breast when I turn 65. That way the older and baggier my boobs get, the better my shar pei would look. It was the only way to have a good tatoo in your old age.:spray:

[Ellen Forradalom]

39. I figure in my old age

my tat' might be the best-looking thing on me!

[Ellen Forradalom]

35. I got my tattoo when I was forty

Still waiting to regret it. Hasn't happened yet.

Same thing with the nose piercing. 16 years and I still like it.

Darn.

[Beetwasher]

26. What's So Funny? Maybe She IS A Supermarket

:shrug:

[Rosie1223]

29. So her boyfriend's name is Jerry Kroger?

n/t

[AnneD]

31. Better than

Piggly Wiggly.

[ohiosmith]

34. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

[blitzen]

32. At least it doesn't say, "It is Ancient to Pack Photo"

[MiniMandaRuth]

37. Thank god all I want is a nerdy one.

[skygazer]

41. "All she has left is a picture, a memory, and a tattoo she doesn't want"

:rofl:

[nomorenomore08]

42. Where's that one photo? Ah, here it is!

[grasswire]

43. this is a true story on me

Years ago in Chinatown SF, I bought a black and red shirt in the Chinese style, very cute to wear with black pants. It had Chinese characters embroidered on it, and I always wondered mildly what they said.

Finally I ran into someone who could translate. This is the slogan I had been wearing:

"This is a nice dish, but tasty."

[Deja Q]

45. At least it wasn't "All Beef Patty"

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