Hmmm!... So, what happens if I swallow...

[ThoughtCriminal]

both the "Red Pill" and the "Blue Pill"?

[ohiosmith]

1. Ask Alice.

[LeftyMom]

2. If you down a bottle of each, your brother makes you president. nt

[MrCoffee]

3. you end up racing against Agent Smith in a Tron car while chasing replicants

through a Martian landscape while medical students conduct near-death experiments on half-man/half-fly hybrids and aliens blow up the White House

then you relax with a couple of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters

[texas1928]

4. The Famous George Washington painting starts mocking you.

And I can not catch those damn green stamps.

[auntAgonist]

5. self delete.

self deleted.

[Deja Q]

6. .

:rofl:

:yourock:

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. My guess

Reality stays the same, but your poop turns purple.

[ThomCat]

8. Schizophrenia?

:shrug:

[Dora]

9. You'll pee purple. nt

[skygazer]

10. I was told that if I swallowed, my boobs would grow

Of course, it was my ex who told me that....

Oh, we're talking pills? :P

[AlCzervik]

11. explosive diarrhea or you'll hit the lottery, let us know which one happens.

[Flabbergasted]

12. Everything becomes the polar opposite of what it is currently.....

Gore becomes president and Bush wins the Nobel Peace Prize for his work as a street preacher.