Cue the music...it's my 1,000 post!!!!!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

:party: :party: :party: :party:
:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Woo-hoo! I now join the ranks of the rest of you. Well the most of the rest of you. All in less than a year.

And now, my true purpose is revealed. I am going to General Discussion, where I will announce myself as a Democrat who has seen the light and is supporting Tom Tancredo. Because his stance on nuking Mecca and Medina in the event of the next terrorist attack is right down my alley. And anyone who speaks spanish should be detained indefinitely and tortured to see if they are secretly a terrorist. Plus I will state my support for accelerating the Iraq War and expanding it to include Iran. Finally, I will suggest an all new tax plan where the lower income brackets will pay 50% of their income as tax to encourage them to work harder, while the top 1% will pay nothing and get their pick of the peons to serve as their man-servants. And when anyone will question whether or not I am a Democrat, I will say, "Look at me! I have 1000+ posts! Do you think I'm not a Democrat if I didn't have 1000+ posts?"

So now that I'm here, what are the extra perks? What's the benefit of having 1,000 plus posts, other than having too much time on your hand?

Oh yeah, and....congratulations to....ME!!!!!!!! :party:

[Swede]

1. I'll teach you the secret hand shake if we ever meet.

:toast:

[lost-in-nj]

2. Well Congrats!!!!

That and $10.00 will buy you a cup of coffee at Starbucks!!!!


:hi:

lost

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. What the hell?

1,000 posts and I still can't search the archives? Son of a.........

[VenusRising]

5. Got to have a donor star to search.

Congrats on the 1000!!!!!


:toast:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Dupe

[applegrove]

6. Congrats!