"I think you're the father of one of my kids..."

[Bucky]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. ....

:thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

2. LOL

:rofl:

[underpants]

3. So the couple were Baptist and Methodist

and they wanted to honor both sets of parents by having both preachers administer their wedding.

At the reception the Methodist and the Baptist preacher were standing there when a waiter comes up to them,

"Can I get you something to drink?'

The Methodist preacer says "Mmm how about a beer"

The wiater,"Okay and you sir?"

The Baptist preacher says "ALCOHOL!?!?!? Why I'd rather commit ADULTERY!!!"

The Methodist preacher looks at the waiter and says, "I didn't know we had a choice" :shrug: